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Kry biekie houding en lag saam

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04 Jun 2018 @ 22:05:37 pm
OOM JEEP
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Hoe hou julle manne met die druk vinne van die een.

I love camping all year round
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04 Jun 2018 @ 22:06:19 pm
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Awesome.

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04 Jun 2018 @ 22:09:43 pm
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Ek sien niks fout met die foto nie.

Gebruik my neef s'n ook so.

Syne het egter 'n sleephaak waar jou voete op kan rus. Baie gemaklik veral vir piekniekete langs die pad.

Jesus saves all who do the will of the Father Matt 7:21-23
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04 Jun 2018 @ 22:16:24 pm
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Awesome.

coolembarassedlaughing Ek laaik alles om en saam daai karsurprised.

Hoop nie dit is ń Hyundai nie, as dit een is koop ek die "boot & all"laughing

 

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04 Jun 2018 @ 22:21:29 pm
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Dis so belangrik om fiks te bly.

My ouma het op 70 begin stap. So 5 km per dag.

Wel sys nou 97 en niemand het n idee waar sy nou is nie.

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05 Jun 2018 @ 08:10:49 am
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Ek respek maar elke ou se mods, al stem ek nie altyd saam nie

How great is our GOD
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05 Jun 2018 @ 10:34:22 am
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Sooo, dis waarvoor daai vlerk is, tea time.

wonder of dit Oos rand istongue-out

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05 Jun 2018 @ 16:25:57 pm
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My vrou sal haar moet begin gedra

At last !!!!
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05 Jun 2018 @ 17:53:39 pm
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Smit !   Is dit waar dat jy gisteraand by n kantoor patytjie onbehoorlik op getree het.  en n kruiwa in die kantoor rond gestoot het.

Ja meneet, u behoort te onthou daarvan, u was in die kruiwa. 

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05 Jun 2018 @ 19:41:58 pm
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Darm is dit nie my kar of Girl nie.

 

As jy wil he jou drome moet waar word, moet jy eers wakker word.

Die jonge Fransmannetjie. (Parys - Frankryk)
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06 Jun 2018 @ 06:57:43 am
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Oom JEEP,

My harkie is vanoggend baaaaie seer:

Smit !   Is dit waar dat jy gisteraand by n kantoor patytjie onbehoorlik op getree het.  en n kruiwa in die kantoor rond gestoot het.

Julle spul het ge-belowe - "what happens at the party -stay at the party."

Wat gaan die kinners sê???

Ek is nog bowenal 'n Kjerk mens.

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06 Jun 2018 @ 07:27:17 am
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Oom JEEP,

My harkie is vanoggend baaaaie seer:

Smit !   Is dit waar dat jy gisteraand by n kantoor patytjie onbehoorlik op getree het.  en n kruiwa in die kantoor rond gestoot het.

Julle spul het ge-belowe - "what happens at the party -stay at the party."

Wat gaan die kinners sê???

Ek is nog bowenal 'n Kjerk mens.

Sorry Andre. Was seker n ander smit. Glo nie hys familie nie.. hulle is nie kampers nie, anders sou hy nie met n kruiwa rond gejol het nie 

😎😂

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06 Jun 2018 @ 07:42:33 am
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Nee dan is die saak maar reg Oom JEEP,

Julle moet ook net onthou, mens kry SMITTE en SMITH's en SMIEET's- daai tweedes is die wat die Transvalers roep SMIFF, en die derdes is hoe die nie Afrikaans sprekendes beide ons groepe roep.

Julle moet oplet innie klas asseblief 

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06 Jun 2018 @ 07:51:37 am
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Maar jy is die SMIT sonder die "H"

Dit staan mos vir " apartheids-owerspel"

Dis die ouens wat in die kaap agter gebly het tydens die groot trek. 🤔😜😭

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06 Jun 2018 @ 08:14:48 am
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Gee my broek - ek waai nou.

Hierrie party raak nou rofinnocent

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06 Jun 2018 @ 09:37:21 am
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Gee my broek - ek waai nou.

Hierrie party raak nou rofinnocent

 

André

Moet ek die kruiwa aangee?

Jesus saves all who do the will of the Father Matt 7:21-23
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06 Jun 2018 @ 15:45:17 pm
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At last !!!!
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06 Jun 2018 @ 15:45:51 pm
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At last !!!!
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06 Jun 2018 @ 15:46:35 pm
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At last !!!!
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06 Jun 2018 @ 18:40:53 pm
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WAARSKUWING:

Kampeer is aansteeklik en verslawend 😁
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06 Jun 2018 @ 18:47:27 pm
Anonymous

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07 Jun 2018 @ 08:13:21 am
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Daar was weer n paar transito rooftogte vanoggend in Johannesburg gewees. Blykbaar is al die geld nog daar...maar al die petrol is afgetap.😎

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Kampeer is aansteeklik en verslawend 😁
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07 Jun 2018 @ 09:19:24 am
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Jip kan waar wees. Petrol is nou duurder as geld. 😎😂

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07 Jun 2018 @ 15:57:56 pm
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Petrol prys.....jip dis "bad"!

Maar soos my ander post oor belasting op sigarette....iemand moet nou vir die gelag betaal.

Ons hoor oor die nuus Facebook en elke denkbare bron oor Korupsie, die Gupta/Zuma sage ens. Dis Eksdom, Prasa, Transnet, SAA ens. 

Tog is niemand vervolg end skuldig bevind nie.????

Almal weet die probleem le by die staatsdiens wat te Groot is. Salarisse, bonusse en bonusse op bonusse vir die wat stilbly en weg kyk.

Gelukkig raak die petrol prys ALMAL(behalwe politici) en nie net ons kampeerders nie!

 

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07 Jun 2018 @ 16:14:42 pm
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Niks meer depressing op die post nie.....of hoe moet ek se Oom Jeep?

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07 Jun 2018 @ 16:15:57 pm
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07 Jun 2018 @ 16:16:40 pm
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07 Jun 2018 @ 16:17:25 pm
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07 Jun 2018 @ 16:23:25 pm
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07 Jun 2018 @ 18:57:22 pm
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Lekker lag ek saam. Die vier van ons.

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08 Jun 2018 @ 11:20:39 am
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Die slim manne met die dik brille reken as volg:

1. Praat met jouself = jy is nog ok, dis gereken half normaal.

2. Praat terug met jouself = jy is nie meer 100% ok nie.

3. Stry met jouself = jy moet dringend hulp kry. Jy is besig om dit te verloor.

4. Stilstuipe nadat jy met jouself gestry het........... = bring jou eie nagklere!

Jesus saves all who do the will of the Father Matt 7:21-23
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08 Jun 2018 @ 16:12:33 pm
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08 Jun 2018 @ 22:18:47 pm
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Of

Karavaan met n groot 8 vt venter wat so gepak is soos die karretjie agter aangehak.

 

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06 May 2019 @ 05:44:58 am
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Matte....😜

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Kampeer is aansteeklik en verslawend 😁
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06 May 2019 @ 22:36:05 pm
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Daardie druk vlerk kom saam met gratis heavy duty shocks laughing. Kan dalk werk as wind deflector vir jou karavaan om brandstof te bespaar cool

 

 

Many people will walk in and out your life, but only true friends leave a footprint in your heart
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08 May 2019 @ 17:19:08 pm
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Was vandag n moeilike besluit gewees....maar het op die ou einde besluit om maar vir die Blou Bulle te stem....

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Kampeer is aansteeklik en verslawend 😁
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08 May 2019 @ 19:41:42 pm
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Ek en die ouvrou het vandag vir die eerste keer in jare.......saam gestem

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02 Jun 2019 @ 21:55:13 pm
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Ek hou weer meer van die ontbyt op die foto.wink

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02 Jun 2019 @ 22:00:18 pm
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Ek hou weer meer van die ontbyt op die foto.wink

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03 Jun 2019 @ 09:28:50 am
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Het julle gesien wat is die kleur van die "chick" se hare wat so by daai drukvlerk sit en eet.

Brakpan Blond nie eers natural blond nie.

Sonder Jesus is ek niks! ! ! !
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03 Jun 2019 @ 19:57:57 pm
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Kan ook daardie vlerk as ‘n strykplank gebruik!

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