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Gholf en koeie

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22 Jul 2019 @ 09:22:24 am
Andal
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‘n Man strompel die hospitaal binne met harsingskudding, verskeie kneuswonde, twee blou oë en ‘n gholfstok om sy nek gedraai. 
“Wat het gebeur?” wil die dokter weet. 
“Wel,” sê die man, “ek en my vrou het gholf gespeel. 
Ons albei het ons houe skeef getrek tussen ‘n klomp weiende koeie in. 
Terwyl ons na ons balle soek, sien ek een van die koeie het iets wit in haar agterent. 
Ek lig haar stert en ja wrintie, daar sit my vrou se gholfbal netjies geplant. 
Terwyl ek steeds die koei se stert in die lug hou, skree ek vir my vrou: ‘Hey liefie, dit lyk soos joune!’
Ek onthou nie veel van wat daarna gebeur het nie 

 

Erkening aan A Botha Facebook

Groetnis.

Be the person YOUR DOG thinks you are.
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22 Jul 2019 @ 09:41:31 am
Expo / Jan
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laughinglaughinglaughinggoeie een.

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22 Jul 2019 @ 10:35:34 am
Skolopad
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Ahjaja, but he did say liefie, so maybe that's why he made it to the hospital and could still talk

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22 Jul 2019 @ 10:36:10 am
OOM JEEP
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Die les is.......

Wees meer spesifiek. 😂

I love camping all year round
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22 Jul 2019 @ 14:12:47 pm
Leon
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Ai 'n mens moet jou woorde mooi kies in sekere omstandighede.

Sonder Jesus is ek niks! ! ! !
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22 Jul 2019 @ 14:14:38 pm
Louvan
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‘n Bietjie kras vir my sin....

Never too old to have a happy childhood
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22 Jul 2019 @ 16:44:12 pm
Chuck Norris
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Lol 

 

As jy wil he jou drome moet waar word, moet jy eers wakker word.

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