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25 Aug 2016 @ 20:54:15 pm
neef Herman
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Got a stick of deodorant today. Instruction says, remove cap and push up the bottom. Well I can hardly walk, but every time I fart, the room smells lovely !!!!!
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25 Aug 2016 @ 21:01:15 pm
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Hahaha, baie nice
I love camping all year round
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25 Aug 2016 @ 21:07:38 pm
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Lol😁👍
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25 Aug 2016 @ 21:11:45 pm
Chris L
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Ja , Neef Herman , lag is lekker. Goeie een.laughing

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26 Aug 2016 @ 06:34:48 am
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Ne!

Neef.... Neef.... Neef..... Moenie aanwysings van stefanus so kop to vat nie jong....

Good solution to air pollution though....

LMGA

Slightly quicker downhill....
These days a teeny-tiny bit more slightly quicker....
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26 Aug 2016 @ 07:20:12 am
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hehehehehehehehehehe
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26 Aug 2016 @ 08:06:49 am
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Wha-ha-ha laughinglaughing   Kan dalk iemand 'n idee om 'n patent uit te werk.  Ek ken iemand wat maar te bly sal wees om een aan te skaf vir haar man............. wink

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26 Aug 2016 @ 08:11:45 am
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So patent kan werk. Ons moet bietjie dink want my vrou sal ook dankbaar wees.

Ek het wel bietjie raad vir as jy verkoue het en jou neus loop erg. Snuif Coolaid. Dit help nie dat jou neus ophou loop nie maar ten minste proe jou snot beter.

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26 Aug 2016 @ 08:16:50 am
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O my hel Speknek, nou lag ek my 'n papie.  yellyell

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26 Aug 2016 @ 08:53:36 am
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'n Oordosis Brooklex voorkom dat jy winde los in die openbaar.

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26 Aug 2016 @ 08:54:14 am
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Goeie een vir Vrydaglaughing

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26 Aug 2016 @ 09:12:28 am
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Sharp
As jy wil he jou drome moet waar word, moet jy eers wakker word.

Die jonge Fransies. (Parys - Frankryk)
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26 Aug 2016 @ 09:44:17 am
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DK Brooklax werk ook puik vir hoes.

"Children have never been good at listening to their elders, but they have never failed to imitate them."
-James Baldwin-
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26 Aug 2016 @ 09:46:36 am
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Nice lekker gelag op die vrydag
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26 Aug 2016 @ 09:58:18 am
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Ja Neef - nie 'n baie skoon een nie, maar omdat dit so lekker ryk - gaan dit!

Regards.
This is how we spent the last fifteen years - working our buts off!
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26 Aug 2016 @ 10:03:43 am
Danie-SLK
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Got a stick of deodorant today. Instruction says, remove cap and push up the bottom. Well I can hardly walk, but every time I fart, the room smells lovely !!!!!

This is a good one be4 the start of the weekend - hahahaha

 

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