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23 Sep 2016 @ 13:58:23 pm
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On average a woman is 10 to 15cm shorter than a man, there fore her feet are also about 3 to 5cm smaller than that of a man.

These are ideal proportions for a dish washer, she gets closer to the sink and dose not have to bend her back to reach the sink. sealedembarassed

"Children have never been good at listening to their elders, but they have never failed to imitate them."
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23 Sep 2016 @ 14:17:33 pm
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Eish, you are skating on thin ice! Apparently the reason for a white wedding dress is to fit in with the kitchen appliances.

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23 Sep 2016 @ 14:17:52 pm
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Just as well my wife does not read this. What does "WIFE" stand for?
Washing, Ironing, Fetching, Etcetera...!
Never too old to have a happy childhood
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23 Sep 2016 @ 14:50:28 pm
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I guessed it is a family forum...
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23 Sep 2016 @ 15:04:54 pm
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There is no lack of bravery on this forum. :-)
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23 Sep 2016 @ 16:24:14 pm
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Hehehe. Dis nie altemit nie.
I love camping all year round
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23 Sep 2016 @ 16:37:17 pm
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Lol....😁
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23 Sep 2016 @ 20:49:18 pm
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People have big mouths when the BOSS is not around...
Also very brave.
Maar laat die tannie sien wat hier geskryf word,
Dan is die hel 'n lekker plek om te wees...
On The Road Again
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23 Sep 2016 @ 20:52:41 pm
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A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back,
the bride immediately called her mother.
Her mother asked, "How was the honeymoon?"
"Oh, Mum," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic..."
Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, Mum, as soon as we returned Sam
started using the most horrible language...things I've never heard before!
I mean, all these awful 4-letter words! You've got to come get me and take
me home.... Please Mum!"
"Sarah," her mother said, "calm down! Tell me, what could be so awful?
What 4-letter words?"
"Please don't make me tell you, Mum," wept the daughter,"I'm so embarrassed,
they're just too awful! Come get me, please!"
"Darling, you must tell me what has you so upset. Tell your mother these
horrible 4-letter words!"
Still sobbing, the bride said, "Oh, Mum, they were words like ....
dust, wash, iron, cook!"
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23 Sep 2016 @ 21:19:43 pm
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Ek was nou die dag die karavaan, my vrou storm uit, haar gesig rooi van woede want dit is die derde keer dat ek die wa die maand was.

Sy: Genoeg is genoeg, nou kies jy, ek of jou karavaan

Ek: Ai my vrou, ek gaan jou vreeslik miswink

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24 Sep 2016 @ 16:46:12 pm
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Ja, ja, julle manne dink maar jul het die voordeel omdat ons vrouens korter is en kleiner voete het, maar eintlik weet julle nie hoe slim ons is om dit te gebruik nie.  Julle is langer, jul voete en hande is groter en julle is mos sterker, so dit pas ons, julle doen dan al die hoë, harder en swaarder werk.  He-he-he, we love it dat julle dink ons trek aan die kortste end.yell

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28 Sep 2016 @ 20:12:31 pm
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Back Packer, jy is n dapper man!!!

Groetnis.

Be the person YOUR DOG thinks you are.
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29 Sep 2016 @ 06:19:49 am
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Nee wat Andal ek en my vrou verstaan mekaar. Daar is niks wat ek hier plaas wat sy nie van hoor nie. Na 34 jaar, weet sy ook van Douglas Green se 4 letter woorde. sealed

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29 Sep 2016 @ 07:43:53 am
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Wat is die definisie van braaf?

Ou wat lekker dronk by die huis kom na 'n wille werksparty. Das om die kop geknoop, hemp hang uit, paar knope los, lipstiffie op die kraag, ruik soos 'n bottelstoor ens.

Sy vrou vra vir hom: "Waar die donner kom jy nou vandaan?"

Hy slaat haar op die gat en se: Jy is volgende dikgat!"

Nou dit my kamp kollegas, is baie braaf!
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29 Sep 2016 @ 07:53:09 am
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Spekkies 'n vriend van my het eenkeer goed gedrink by die huis gekom.

Hy se hy sien sy vrou se mond beweeg en hy hoor niks nie, hy vrae haar toe om dit neer te skryf hy sal dit in die oggend lees.

Dit is braaf.

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29 Sep 2016 @ 08:09:59 am
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Wat is die definisie van braaf?

Ou wat lekker dronk by die huis kom na 'n wille werksparty. Das om die kop geknoop, hemp hang uit, paar knope los, lipstiffie op die kraag, ruik soos 'n bottelstoor ens.

Sy vrou vra vir hom: "Waar die donner kom jy nou vandaan?"

Hy slaat haar op die gat en se: Jy is volgende dikgat!"

Nou dit my kamp kollegas, is baie braaf!

Ja, kyk, dit is soos selfmoord.  Die leeukuil is dan vir jou veiliger.laughing

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29 Sep 2016 @ 08:11:34 am
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Nogal boonop "dikgat" ook daarby???   Maak dit 100 keer erger.laughinglaughing

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29 Sep 2016 @ 16:39:00 pm
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The definition of a henpecked husband is a man who is afraid to tell her that you are sterile when you find out she is pregnant!

Jy weet dat jy bang is vir jou vrou wanneer jy te bang is om vir haar te se jy is steriel wanneer jy uitvind dat sy swanger is!


















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