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15 Jul 2016 @ 09:03:09 am
Chris Centurion
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A JHB couple decided to go to Durban to thaw out during a particularly cold winter.




They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier.

Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the

husband left JHB and flew to Durban on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day.

The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he acci-dentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the e-mail.




Meanwhile, somewhere in Cape Town, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a Baptist minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack.




The widow decided to check her e-mail expecting messages from relatives and friends.

After reading the first message she screamed and fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife

Subject: I've Arrived

I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in.




I've seen that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then!

Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

P. S. Sure is freaking hot down here!!!
Moeg geploeg.
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15 Jul 2016 @ 09:28:16 am
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Kyk ek neem haar nie kwalik dat sy flou geval het nie.  Veral oor daai laaste sin, lyk dan of haar man in die hel is?  En more is sy ook daar.laughinglaughing

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15 Jul 2016 @ 11:14:03 am
Bostoe
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Uit soos n kers he he
Haak daai wa kamp bly koning
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15 Jul 2016 @ 12:19:10 pm
Nico
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Uitstekend!

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15 Jul 2016 @ 14:41:37 pm
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Lekker gelag...dankie!
WAARSKUWING:

Kampeer is aansteeklik en verslawend 😁
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15 Jul 2016 @ 15:50:52 pm
HM
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Good one Chris.laughing

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15 Jul 2016 @ 18:24:07 pm
Tom Sainsbury
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A really good laugh! Thank you.
I know that my redeemer lives.
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16 Jul 2016 @ 13:49:50 pm
Chuck Norris
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Vinger probleem, kan jou lekker in die akkies beland.
As jy wil he jou drome moet waar word, moet jy eers wakker word.

Die jonge Fransmannetjie. (Parys - Frankryk)
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17 Jul 2016 @ 08:02:17 am
Leon
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Ai toggie. Het die een nou geniet.

Sonder Jesus is ek niks! ! ! !
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