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Ther's a meeting of the board going on in my head....

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02 Mar 2016 @ 11:54:03 am
It'l dodat
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Die drie ekkies: -

Die Engelse ek, (clever but lazy)

Die Afrikaans ek,  (not the brightest candle in the box, but blerry hard-werkend)

en my ou, ou pel, my skaaduwee (takes all my abuse without complaint)

het nou net tot n beslissing gekom.....

Slightly quicker downhill....
These days a teeny-tiny bit more slightly quicker....
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02 Mar 2016 @ 12:10:13 pm
Andre Smit
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Can't find anything wrong with that voice Warren.

Stop resisting and start up the Landy.

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02 Mar 2016 @ 12:13:16 pm
Andre Smit
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%$#@&() FRED

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02 Mar 2016 @ 12:31:03 pm
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My gat brand ook om te gaan kamp die naweek.


As jy wil he jou drome moet waar word, moet jy eers wakker word.

Die jonge Fransies. (Parys - Frankryk)
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02 Mar 2016 @ 12:56:01 pm
It'l dodat
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Can't find anything wrong with that voice Warren.

Stop resisting and start up the Landy.

Bwahahahawhahawwaaha

I can't find the ruddy manual-start crank-handle.....

Who else remembers those things, can't be too many of us around....

By now, probibly only Willie...... (ROER....ROER)

 

 

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02 Mar 2016 @ 14:06:14 pm
neef Herman
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Who is in charge, die slim Soutie, of die dom boertjie? Sounds al lot like " slim het sy baas gevang" , a relevante Afrikaanse gesegde.
Maybe somebody can try to translate for your bebefit Warren.
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02 Mar 2016 @ 14:30:14 pm
Andre Smit
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Middag Herman,

Daai Warren Soutie se Afferkaans is baie beter as my Ingels so moenie hom vlak vat nie hoor.

Sal nie eers daai spreekwoord probeer vertaal nie want dit gaan klink soos "clever had his Boss caught" en sowaar - tot EK weet dis 'n moese vonkprop.undecided 

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02 Mar 2016 @ 15:01:33 pm
It'l dodat
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Who is in charge, die slim Soutie, of die dom boertjie? Sounds al lot like " slim het sy baas gevang" , a relevante Afrikaanse gesegde.
Maybe somebody can try to translate for your bebefit Warren.

Hi H,

Hahaha

Wwie is "in-charge"?...

My skoon-dogter.... 

All of  2 bricks and a tikky high, she cooks / does the dishes / sews / does the washing / the iorning / mops & polishes the floors / windows / sews / keeps my son in line... Oh and looks afetr the grandkids... AND Brings in an income.....

For all that... Die Engelse ekke (die slim een) se: - She's more than welcome to stay in charge....cool

 

 

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02 Mar 2016 @ 15:02:16 pm
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That is the voice to listen to Warren, the camping voice, ignore the others.wink   Maybe not the one about being clever, because that is what Herman's Afrikaans saying means.  Slim het sy baas gevang = CLEVER.  But, being clever, you probably knew that... laughing

Herman, ek dink Warren is die meeste van die tyd 'n slim boertjie, maar wanneer die dom boertjies hom die hel in maak raak hy 'n slim soutie.yell

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02 Mar 2016 @ 15:07:42 pm
It'l dodat
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Mommy (NO SILLY, That's the one on the LEFT)

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02 Mar 2016 @ 22:24:24 pm
Hagar
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Put your action to the head. Gaan kamp man........

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