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The little old lady and the puzzle

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06 May 2020 @ 17:55:57 pm
Kanneman
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A little silver-haired old lady calls her neighbor and says, "Please come over here and help me.

I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started."

Her neighbor asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The little silver haired lady says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."

Her neighbor decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,

"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."

He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then..."
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he said with a deep sigh ............
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"Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."

Be who you are and say how you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.
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07 May 2020 @ 07:12:49 am
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Hahaha...lol ๐Ÿ˜‚

WAARSKUWING:

Kampeer is aansteeklik en verslawend ๐Ÿ˜
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07 May 2020 @ 07:19:26 am
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Mike kom by genius book of records en sê vir hulle sy naam moet ook daarin aangeteken word. Hulle wil weet hoekom? Hy sê hy het n ingewikkelde jigsaw puzzle in rekord tyd inmekaar gesit...op die box staan 3-5 jaar en hy het dit kon doen in 7 maande

WAARSKUWING:

Kampeer is aansteeklik en verslawend ๐Ÿ˜
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07 May 2020 @ 07:49:51 am
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Hahaha...lol ๐Ÿ˜‚

Dubbel

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08 May 2020 @ 11:19:53 am
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Sal dink sy is hier van die forum......

 

As jy wil he jou drome moet waar word, moet jy eers wakker word.

Die jonge Fransies. (Parys - Frankryk)
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08 May 2020 @ 19:01:37 pm
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Sal dink sy is hier van die forum......

 

Dis seker hoekom so lanklaas van haar gehoor....nog besig met die "legkaart" ๐Ÿ˜‚

(Wie dit ook al mag wees๐Ÿ˜‰)

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Kampeer is aansteeklik en verslawend ๐Ÿ˜
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