OK - so it's Friday
Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States,
wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait
for death, when all of a sudden Luis says.........
"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk."
"Si, Luis, eet sure smells like bacon. "
With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, and there, in the
distance, is a tree loaded with bacon. There's raw bacon, there's fried
bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon ... Every imaginable kind of cured
"Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Ees a bacon tree."
"Luis, maybe ees a meerage?"
"Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like
bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree."
And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres,
Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Luis
drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying
"Pepe... go back, you right, ees not a bacon tree!"
"Luis, Luis Mi amigo... What ees it? "
"Pepe.. Ees not a bacon tree. Ees
Ees a ham bush...."
dat cake I baked for the Bloekom thingie that went Fizzzzzz
Still waiting for ja matey....
Oh! and while I got you, as forum damager Ooops sorry sli-o-the-toung.....
Sorry MANAGER, pray do tell, what's the difference between
Hehehe & hahaha..
Please give examples... I don't want to offend anyone of your charges then do I?
Shame I feel sorry for the poor guys. At least they smelt bacon one more last time before being ham-bushed and ambushed.
Warren, he-he-he is a small laugh, ha-ha-ha is a big laugh and wha-ha-ha is a huge laugh.
he-he-he = ha-ha-ha = wha-ha-ha =