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The bacon tree.

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26 Aug 2016 @ 11:11:58 am
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OK - so it's Friday

 Bacon Tree

Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States,
wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait
for death, when all of a sudden Luis says.........

"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk."

"Si, Luis, eet sure smells like bacon. "

With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, and there, in the
distance, is a tree loaded with bacon. There's raw bacon, there's fried
bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon ... Every imaginable kind of cured
pork.

"Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Ees a bacon tree."

"Luis, maybe ees a meerage?"

"Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like
bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree."

And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres,
Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Luis
drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying
breath,

"Pepe... go back, you right, ees not a bacon tree!"

"Luis, Luis Mi amigo... What ees it? "

"Pepe.. Ees not a bacon tree. Ees


Ees


Ees


Ees



Ees a ham bush...."

Regards.
This is how we spent the last fifteen years - working our buts off!
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26 Aug 2016 @ 12:08:48 pm
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hehehehe

Oooooooooooooo Willie...

dat cake I baked for the Bloekom thingie that went Fizzzzzz

Still waiting for ja matey....

Oh! and while I got you, as forum damager Ooops sorry sli-o-the-toung.....

Sorry MANAGER, pray do tell,  what's the difference between

Hehehe & hahaha..

Please give examples... I don't want to offend anyone of your charges then do I?

Slightly quicker downhill....
These days a teeny-tiny bit more slightly quicker....
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26 Aug 2016 @ 13:05:38 pm
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Shame I feel sorry for the poor guys.  At least they smelt bacon one more last time before being ham-bushed and ambushed.laughing

 

Warren, he-he-he is a small laugh, ha-ha-ha is a big laugh and wha-ha-ha is a huge laugh.

he-he-he = smile   ha-ha-ha = laughing   wha-ha-ha = yell

smilelaughingyell

 

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26 Aug 2016 @ 15:26:59 pm
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Soos jy s
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I love camping all year round
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26 Aug 2016 @ 16:06:32 pm
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Soos jy s
Giggel ... lag.... skater.

Jaa, dis net wat dit is.laughing

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26 Aug 2016 @ 18:04:52 pm
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Hulle was ook maar lekker dom. Die Ham bush was eintlik 'n genade. Waar dink hulle sou hulle water in die woestyn gekry het om te drink as die bacon eers sy werk begin doen het.
Moeg geploeg.
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