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The First Apple

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16 May 2020 @ 22:09:27 pm
Kanneman
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  A woman ran a red traffic light and crashed into a man's car. Both of
their cars are demolished, but amazingly neither of them was hurt.

After they crawled out of their cars, the woman said; "Wow, just look
at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This
must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live
together in peace for the rest of our days.”

The man replied, "I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!

The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car
is completely demolished, but my bottle of 75 year old scotch didn't
break. Surely God meant for us to drink this vintage delicacy and
celebrate our good fortune." Then she handed the bottle to the man.
The man nods his head in agreement, opened it, drank half the bottle
and then handed it back to the woman. The woman took the bottle,
immediately put the cap back on, and handed it back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

She replies, "Nah. I think I'll just wait for the police."

Some years ago Adam ate the apple. Men will never learn!

Ek twyfel of dit ‘n appel was nie......en waar kry sy die drank?   Lockdown - Nêrens kan mens dit mos koop nie !

Be who you are and say how you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.
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17 May 2020 @ 09:53:28 am
Chuck Norris
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Dat sy nou die HERE Se Naam moet gebruik vir haar plesier en Om uit die moeilikheid te kom.

 

As jy wil he jou drome moet waar word, moet jy eers wakker word.

Die jonge Fransies. (Parys - Frankryk)
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17 May 2020 @ 18:27:45 pm
captiva
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Jin ek stem 100% met jou saam , maar as jy hedendaags nie swets of die Allerhoogste se naam gebruik nie is dit wat jy se of doen nie aanvaarbaar vir die mensdom nie Kyk net na ons Tv programme so dankbaar my kinders is al klaar groot

Kanker AIDs. korona virus ens laat ons dink !!!

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18 May 2020 @ 12:05:17 pm
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Ek stem Japie. Nou van dit winter is is ek ook vroeer in die huis met die gevolg dat ek nou ook van die sepies sien waarna Susan kyk. Verbeel ek my of is bedrog en geweld die hooftema in al die sepies. Is dit nie juis die goed wat ons behoort weg te hou van die TV skerms nie.....veral in gesinstyd waar jong kinders dit sien en aanneem dit is hoe die wereld daar buite moet wees nie. 

Ons drink uit die piering want ons koppie loop oor.
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