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The BOKS - Much ado about NOTHING

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17 Sep 2017 @ 15:37:16 pm
Douglas Green
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  • All their hard work, and they had NOTHING to show for it.
  • At the end of the day, they have NOTHING to be ashamed of.
  • They also have NOTHING to apologise for.
  • There is NO POINT in getting upset over their performance.
  • There is NOTHING they can do to change the result.
  • They started with NOTHING and ended with NOTHING – no harm done.
  • The fans are making a fuss about NOTHING.
  • What did they expect – NOTHING ventured, NOTHING gained.
  • Some punters bet on the match – double or NOTHING.
  • The coach – before the match – “Here goes NOTHING”
  • The All Blacks – they lack NOTHING.
  • The Boks should have done better – we are told they have NOTHING but the best.
  • What do the players, coach, SARU, Minister of Sport all have in common? – NOTHING.
  • People paid good money to see the match – why? – NOTHING is for free.
  • Post match interview – Bok captain had NOTHING to say.
  • Well, the press said the Boks would get a hiding to NOTHING.
  • The Boks did their best – they had NOTHING to lose.
  • Yes, they did – they stopped at NOTHING.
  • Well, for one thing, they won’t get thanked for NOTHING.
  • Fans were asked to leave as quickly as possible after the massacre – there was NOTHING more to see.
  • When the Boks went through customs on arriving home, they had NOTHING to declare.
  • Even after this poor performance, the players have NOTHING to worry about – they will still get paid.
  • There will be a post-mortem and lots of discussions, but NOTHING will come from it.


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17 Sep 2017 @ 15:53:09 pm
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17 Sep 2017 @ 16:49:50 pm
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  • All their hard work, and they had NOTHING to show for it.
  • At the end of the day, they have NOTHING to be ashamed of.
  • They also have NOTHING to apologise for.
  • There is NO POINT in getting upset over their performance.
  • There is NOTHING they can do to change the result.
  • They started with NOTHING and ended with NOTHING – no harm done.
  • The fans are making a fuss about NOTHING.
  • What did they expect – NOTHING ventured, NOTHING gained.
  • Some punters bet on the match – double or NOTHING.
  • The coach – before the match – “Here goes NOTHING”
  • The All Blacks – they lack NOTHING.
  • The Boks should have done better – we are told they have NOTHING but the best.
  • What do the players, coach, SARU, Minister of Sport all have in common? – NOTHING.
  • People paid good money to see the match – why? – NOTHING is for free.
  • Post match interview – Bok captain had NOTHING to say.
  • Well, the press said the Boks would get a hiding to NOTHING.
  • The Boks did their best – they had NOTHING to lose.
  • Yes, they did – they stopped at NOTHING.
  • Well, for one thing, they won’t get thanked for NOTHING.
  • Fans were asked to leave as quickly as possible after the massacre – there was NOTHING more to see.
  • When the Boks went through customs on arriving home, they had NOTHING to declare.
  • Even after this poor performance, the players have NOTHING to worry about – they will still get paid.
  • There will be a post-mortem and lots of discussions, but NOTHING will come from it.


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I have nothing to say.

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17 Sep 2017 @ 18:14:48 pm
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Pateties swak
Haak daai wa kamp bly koning
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17 Sep 2017 @ 19:10:32 pm
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57 - 0, het die AB's dalk teen ล„ laerskool O/11 spannetjie gespeel?
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17 Sep 2017 @ 20:16:18 pm
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Ja darm het n samoesa drie punte.

As jy wil he jou drome moet waar word, moet jy eers wakker word.

Die jonge Fransies. (Parys - Frankryk)
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18 Sep 2017 @ 13:30:25 pm
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 Toll free help line for grieving Springbok supporters 

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To all forum members. May you be surrounded by your precious family. May you have the warmest thoughts and best wishes for a wonderful holy Christmas and a New Year blessed with Gods grace. May peace, love, and prosperity follow you always in the name of Jesus our saviour.
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18 Sep 2017 @ 13:37:44 pm
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18 Sep 2017 @ 15:49:59 pm
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Nothing to say...
On The Road Again
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18 Sep 2017 @ 16:08:52 pm
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Eers die Spur

Toe Bell Pottinger

Toe KPMG

Toe die Bulls

Nou die Bokke!!!

Ai tog wies volgende๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ‘น

At last !!!!
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18 Sep 2017 @ 17:08:24 pm
Anonymous

Hierdie een werk wragtig reg uit.

Vat jou huidige ouderdom, tel by, die bokke se telling, en jy sal vind dit is presies dieselfde as hoe oud jy nou is.

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18 Sep 2017 @ 18:07:10 pm
Grumpy/Hannes
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Ek kort 10 jaar!

Ek het wiskunde by ons president gekry op skool!๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ‘น

At last !!!!
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18 Sep 2017 @ 19:34:43 pm
Anonymous

Skerp Hannes๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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19 Sep 2017 @ 17:30:50 pm
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Juffrou vra Jannie wat se werk doen sy pa. Jannie antwoord voor klas , My pa is n paal danser by n gay klub en as die manne goed betaal kan hulle maar vatterig raak. Juffrou gryp Jannie aan die arm en uit die klas uit. Buite vra sy hom, Jannie is dit regtig wat jou pa doen. Jannie, nee juffrou my pa speel vir die springbokke maar ek is te skaam om dit te se.

AMAZING
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19 Sep 2017 @ 20:57:35 pm
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Lol @ Tonki sien ek nou in my geestes oog die man wat so teen die paal sy lyf swaai .Polisie man sien n dronkie urineer teen n paal .Hey dis teen die wet se die polisieman .Issie se die dronkie Dis teen die paal
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20 Sep 2017 @ 06:50:01 am
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At last !!!!
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20 Sep 2017 @ 09:22:06 am
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nothing to add

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