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Spesiaal vir Grumpy/Hannes en Pietpotjie/Peter

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19 Apr 2018 @ 12:31:30 pm
Chris Centurion
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Your mother becomes a mother-in-law.
Your daughter becomes a daughter-in-law.
Your son becomes a son-in-law.
What about your wife? She is THE LAW.
Moeg geploeg.
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19 Apr 2018 @ 13:42:39 pm
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In my house I am the boss. I have my wife's permission to say sowink

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19 Apr 2018 @ 14:34:01 pm
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En net vir jou Hannes my vrou se familie bynaam is "Grumpy". Ons e-pos adres is ook "grumpy".

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19 Apr 2018 @ 15:44:27 pm
Grumpy/Hannes
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Skerp!!

At last !!!!
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19 Apr 2018 @ 16:42:44 pm
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Ek het af/uitgetree en geniet die absolute vryheid.
Ek is vry van alles.

Daar is net 4 dinge wat my jaag:
# my kleindogter
# my vrou
# my blaas, en
# my maag
As hulle praat, dan doen ek.

Verder is ek totaal in beheer....beheer.....beheer....brrrrr
Jesus saves all who do the will of the Father Matt 7:21-23
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19 Apr 2018 @ 17:56:57 pm
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VNKN
As jy wil he jou drome moet waar word, moet jy eers wakker word.

Die jonge Fransmannetjie. (Parys - Frankryk)
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19 Apr 2018 @ 18:40:44 pm
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Ek het af/uitgetree en geniet die absolute vryheid.
Ek is vry van alles.

Daar is net 4 dinge wat my jaag:
# my kleindogter
# my vrou
# my blaas, en
# my maag
As hulle praat, dan doen ek.

Verder is ek totaal in beheer....beheer.....beheer....brrrrr
Mooi gese !,
Never too old to have a happy childhood
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19 Apr 2018 @ 18:43:41 pm
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Ek is so bang vir my vrou - ek was selfs bang om vir haar te se ek is steriel toe ek uitvind sy is swanger 😂
Never too old to have a happy childhood
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23 Apr 2018 @ 10:04:18 am
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There is a saying "Rome was not built in a day". I worked it out and why so.

Because my wife was not there!

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