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29 Jul 2016 @ 09:44:54 am
It'l dodat
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This is what all of us: (upside of 60) have to deal with....

This is something that happened at an assisted living center.

The people who lived there have small apartments but they all eat at a central cafeteria.

One morning one of the residents didn't show up for breakfast so my wife went upstairs and knocked on his door to see if everything was OK. She could hear him through the door and he said that he was running late and would be down shortly so she went back to the dining area.

An hour later he still hadn't arrived so she went back up towards his room and she found him on the stairs. He was coming down the stairs but was having a hell of time. He had a death grip on the hand rail and seemed to have trouble getting his legs to work right.

She told him she was going to call an ambulance but he told her no, he wasn't in any pain and just wanted to have his breakfast.

So she helped him the rest of the way down the stairs and he had his breakfast. When he tried to return to his room he was completely unable to get up even the first step so they called an ambulance for him.

A couple hours later she called the hospital to see how he was doing. The receptionist there said he was fine, he just had both of his legs in one leg of his boxer shorts.

 

En julle....julle se MY verdomde koppie raas... Hehehehe

Slightly quicker downhill....
These days a teeny-tiny bit more slightly quicker....
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29 Jul 2016 @ 09:50:43 am
Expo / Jan
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hahahaha aaag shame. good one! i had a lekka laugh.

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29 Jul 2016 @ 09:53:30 am
Kurper
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Ouderdom is 'n bogger!

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29 Jul 2016 @ 09:56:22 am
Jan Meyer
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Ja boet!!!!!!

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29 Jul 2016 @ 10:51:57 am
WilSur
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Eina ?

Oppad na die volgende kamp.
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29 Jul 2016 @ 11:49:33 am
Tom Sainsbury
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A sign of things to come!
I know that my redeemer lives.
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29 Jul 2016 @ 11:58:31 am
Nico
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A sign of things to come!

Exactly what I say .... "Don't wear boxer shorts"!!!!!

 

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29 Jul 2016 @ 14:01:56 pm
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Yah Warren, die koppie raas vir ons almal ander kant 60, of 70, heng no weet ek nie waar trek ek nie, was ek nou besig met die trappe op te klim, of af te klim.

Gisteraand wil ek in die bad klim, halfpad, kon ek nie onthou, was ek besig om uit te klim, en of ek nog moes inklim nie.wink

Dit vat guts om oud te word, nog meer guts om oud te weeslaughing

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29 Jul 2016 @ 15:28:26 pm
Bostoe
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Eish ja boeta
Haak daai wa kamp bly koning
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