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PRIESTER WAT FLINKDINK OP SY VOETE

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08 Jul 2016 @ 08:22:32 am
Chris Centurion
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An attractive young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the priest beside her, Father, may I ask a favour?

Of course child. What can I do for you?

Well, I bought my mother an expensive hair dryer for her birthday. It is unopened but well over the customs limits and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through customs for me? Could you possibly hide it under your robes for me?

I would love to help you my dear but, I must warn you, I will not tell a lie.

With your honest face, Father, I'm sure that no one will question you.

When they got to customs, she let the priest go first. The official asked, ;Father, do you have anything to declare?

From the top of my head down to my waist I have nothing to declare.

The official thought this answer a little strange, so he asked, And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?&

I have a marvellous instrument that has been designed for use on women, but which, to date, remains unused.

Roaring with laughter, the official said, Go ahead, Father. Next
please!
Moeg geploeg.
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08 Jul 2016 @ 08:32:46 am
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That's no lie, in more ways than one.laughing   Goeie een Chris.

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08 Jul 2016 @ 08:38:58 am
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Haha!


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08 Jul 2016 @ 09:39:06 am
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Hehehe

Slightly quicker downhill....
These days a teeny-tiny bit more slightly quicker....
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08 Jul 2016 @ 09:56:47 am
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Baie goeie ene. Ek en Elma lag nog aanmekaar.
I love camping all year round
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08 Jul 2016 @ 10:13:21 am
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Lol...😁
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08 Jul 2016 @ 18:48:42 pm
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Very clever.
On The Road Again
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08 Jul 2016 @ 20:37:19 pm
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Much smarter than the Vodocom priest on the TV advert.smile

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09 Jul 2016 @ 16:24:02 pm
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LOL laughing

Oppad na die volgende kamp.
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