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Knyp boetman KNYP.... A true story by your's truly..

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28 Jul 2016 @ 12:24:16 pm
It'l dodat
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Ok, so this ones for all you folk who park w-a-a-a-a-a-a-y away from the loo...

But firstly, bear in mind that I travel to and from work, with my son, who works in the same area, so that meand I'm transportless during the day.. (My beloved Sitnievasnie's at home)...

So, Monday past I wake up, and well, I'm not feeling all that great in the tummy department, So with brekkie I pop an Immodium...And another....cool

I get's to work and well... There's a heck of a lot more going on in the tummy department than just Immodium... surprisedBut still, not having transport, I pop another......

Come ten bells, and 20 visits to the klein kamer...... And no transport home.....

Dan wragies waar.... The Muncipality switch off the bleeding water... yell

Nou kan ekkies nie meer die klein kamer gebruik....surprised

Soo knyp-knyp loop ek by die werk se eienaar se kantoor en vra dat die drywer's bestuurder my kan huis toe vat wand my maag....

Wragtig, se hy jaa dis alright, maar eers wil hy.... En toe omskep dit in n vergaadering...

At this point, selfs my drukking overload kleppie is al toe ge-knyp.....

Hoe ek by die huis gekom, hek oopgesluit en toe eiteintelik by die loo uitgekom, weet ek glad nie nie...

Eers Dindag... kon ek bietjies en baaai stadig stap

Life..... It is what you make of it...

 

 

 

 

Slightly quicker downhill....
These days a teeny-tiny bit more slightly quicker....
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28 Jul 2016 @ 12:34:45 pm
Tom Sainsbury
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Not lekker at all!! I'm glad things are getting better.
I know that my redeemer lives.
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28 Jul 2016 @ 13:15:29 pm
Expo / Jan
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hhhmmmm jy het so bietjie gesweet né? i know that feeling. not lekka!

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28 Jul 2016 @ 14:09:31 pm
FredaD
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Pity you could'nt  let go in the boss's office.  That would teach him a lesson!laughing

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28 Jul 2016 @ 14:13:57 pm
Jan Meyer
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Toe stap jy soos Genis ( van Kooperasie stories) - heel beswaard. 

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28 Jul 2016 @ 18:30:29 pm
WilSur
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Ek sal nie so lank kan kneip nie sal beslis 'n plan gemaak het.  Anders gaan die safety valve pop.

Oppad na die volgende kamp.
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29 Jul 2016 @ 07:02:44 am
Chuck Norris
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Het self met n gieter in my maag op gestaan maandag, woensdag was dit n sproeier en gister nog n tuinslang.

Voel vandag beter maar sal die kompressor vermy, en by die regte plek die bom gaan los.

Loop ook soos Robby Wessels se leeu.


As jy wil he jou drome moet waar word, moet jy eers wakker word.

Die jonge Fransies. (Parys - Frankryk)
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29 Jul 2016 @ 15:36:28 pm
Bostoe
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Eish so n maag kan pla wanneer dit nie moet
Haak daai wa kamp bly koning
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29 Jul 2016 @ 20:12:25 pm
FredaD
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Toe stap jy soos Genis ( van Kooperasie stories) - heel beswaard. 

Jan jy het my nou lekker laat lag.  Ek kan my voorstel, Warren het seker presies soos Genis gestap, stywe boudjies!!!

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29 Jul 2016 @ 20:35:25 pm
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Ja Freda nou wonder ek as hy so stywe boudjies geloop het hoeveel ouens het gedink hy is n "agtermekaar mannetjie".
Ons drink uit die piering want ons koppie loop oor.
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