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Knyp boet knyp part 2... Another tru tale by yours truly

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02 Aug 2016 @ 06:17:05 am
It'l dodat
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More almal..

Ok so my previous post witht the same title got me thinking back, and the story goes like so....

Jonks & jonks back, I used to hang out in St Lucia... Something I alluded to in my very old post, Elvis Presley en die stoutgat, which you can search out on the title if you want...

Elvis Presley en die stoutgat is a long tale but worth the read...

Anyhow, Them days... (Early - mid 80's)? Dolphyn caravan park no longer existed, and it was either Sugarloaf or Eden-park, which was a small park at the end of the main drag, just before the corner, on the right.

Both Sugarloaf & Edenpark where parks board camps...

Now being Parks board, Eden's ablusie - blok was not the most elegent of facilities... Clean, but rather basic...

For the quick in and out, the iniquitous stained trough that periodically went BANG!.... So darn loud it could be heard at your pitch, which scared the hell out of anything South of your belly button, (and of course everything stops immediatly, and it takes simply FOREVER for any self respecting mucho-man to get his tap open again) .... And to add insult to injury, promptly proceeded to sluce gallons and gallons of splash-back-ed water all over you if you where unlucky enough to be "in attendance"...

Over and above, there where some toilets and a couple of showers, and (relavent to this tale) no ceiling, Just rafter's and the roof above...

Never mind Italian ceramic tiles and frilly lace curtains in the windows and hooks for towels and things.... Them day's we where just glad to get warm (not hot, mind you, just warm... Water)...

We CAMPED See...

Wasn't sure what the ladies had... Them days "unisex ablusies" was unheard of, and never mind "moerse-groot-nood", as a man, if you went there, you where instantly branded with thAt most feared title of all human beings....

You know... one of THOSE.....

Anyhow there was a lovely green Mamba that took up residence in them rafters...

Now me? I don't give a hoot... De-tan't's my motto.....Leave me alone I'll leave you alone...

But... being the "stoutgat" that I am, I just could not resist...

So as soon as my mede-kamper pad gevat om te gaan besoek, het ek nou, so klein rukkie later, sooo still-still agter-gevolg....

En as hy nou so voor die trof gaan staan, gaan ekkies toilet toe, en as hy nou toilet of stort toe, gaan ekkkies mos trof toe, en met die diep manlike stem van my so hard-op ge-se...

"Oooo donner, daar's die boom-slang alweer in die dak"...............................

Toe watch ek somme lekker sports....laughing

 

Slightly quicker downhill....
These days a teeny-tiny bit more slightly quicker....
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02 Aug 2016 @ 08:23:35 am
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Warren, my biggest fear when I camp, is to find a snake in the ablution block!   Ek sweer, ek klap jou uit jou geloof uit as jy dit aan my doen.laughinglaughing

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02 Aug 2016 @ 09:39:53 am
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foot-in-mouthsealedsealed don`t make pictures.

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02 Aug 2016 @ 12:04:38 pm
It'l dodat
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Warren, my biggest fear when I camp, is to find a snake in the ablution block!   Ek sweer, ek klap jou uit jou geloof uit as jy dit aan my doen.laughinglaughing

Hehehe... How's that Confucis saying go again????

Oh yes...... Man with pants up runs one heck of a lot faster than woman sack-racing because broekies af???

Pictures......

Jaaa nee Kyk ou maat, NIEMAND kry ietsie reg in die "klein kamer" met so n boomslang boekant jou kop, en waar oor jy alli-tyd warry dat dit somme enige oomblik somme uitval....

En daarvoor die kruk... alles droog ewe vinnig op... Glo my...

 

Slightly quicker downhill....
These days a teeny-tiny bit more slightly quicker....
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02 Aug 2016 @ 15:36:13 pm
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Moet sien wat maak die Girl as daar goggas in die toilet of stort is .
As jy wil he jou drome moet waar word, moet jy eers wakker word.

Die jonge Fransies. (Parys - Frankryk)
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03 Aug 2016 @ 18:15:16 pm
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Hulle pla my nie maar Berdien doen die Jife agteruit sonder musiek he he
Haak daai wa kamp bly koning
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