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It comes with age.....

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21 Sep 2016 @ 20:18:07 pm
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A woman is on a boat cruise and sitting at the counter of one of the bars.  She orders a whiskey with two dropes of water.   "Coming up" says the barman.  As he hands her the drink she says "Today is my 80th birthday".   "In that case I would like to buy you a drink, in fact this one is on me", the barman says.  She finishes her drink and a lady to her left says "I would also like to buy you a drink".  "Thank you" she says and orders another whiskey and two drops of water from the barman.  She finishes her second whiskey and a gentleman to her right says "I would also like to celebrate your 80th birthday with you, allow me to buy you a drink".  She says "thank you" and orders another whiskey and two drops of water.  As the barman hands her the drink he asks "why do you only have two drops of water?"   She replies, "Son, when you get to my age, the one thing you do not know is how to hold your water!!"

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21 Sep 2016 @ 21:17:25 pm
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LOL :-}
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22 Sep 2016 @ 06:56:51 am
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Thanks ColinFreda. With all the bad news around it is nice to start the day with a bit of humour. I will now add some whiskey to my coffee...
Never too old to have a happy childhood
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22 Sep 2016 @ 08:37:16 am
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Hehehehe.
I love camping all year round
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22 Sep 2016 @ 20:37:15 pm
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Luckily she can still hold her whiskey
On The Road Again
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22 Sep 2016 @ 21:33:04 pm
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Uncomfortably close to the truth! 😂
I know that my redeemer lives.
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