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In honer of Chuck..

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11 Mar 2016 @ 06:34:23 am
It'l dodat
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Chuck "cooked" (skuus the pun) this one up...

EVERYBODY. Listen up.... As per "Chuck-the-Champ", today is no more FRY-day It's..........

 BRAAI-DAY...cool  Y-A-A-A-A-Y

Thanks Chuck, you get to be the dude in the pic... What time must we be there?

 

Slightly quicker downhill....
These days a teeny-tiny bit more slightly quicker....
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11 Mar 2016 @ 08:26:39 am
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Hier gaan lekker geëet word!!   About R30 000 worth of meat there, at today's prices.surprised

Chuck lyk net of hy ook daar in die middel kan begin braai.

OK, Warren, now we have 2 reasons to like a Friday.  Beginning of the weekend and Braai Day.

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11 Mar 2016 @ 13:20:10 pm
Chuck Norris
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Chuck slaap nie.
Hy is altyd besig.
Braai is koning julle is welkom.
Thanks Warren
As jy wil he jou drome moet waar word, moet jy eers wakker word.

Die jonge Fransies. (Parys - Frankryk)
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11 Mar 2016 @ 15:15:18 pm
It'l dodat
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Hier gaan lekker geëet word!!   About R30 000 worth of meat there, at today's prices.surprised

Chuck lyk net of hy ook daar in die middel kan begin braai.

OK, Warren, now we have 2 reasons to like a Friday.  Beginning of the weekend and Braai Day.

Weekends....

Weekends are just a devious & secret government plot that's been going on ever since weekends where invented, to keep the economy & Zupta on the go....

Takes me 2 days to spend what I earn in the rest of the 5 days..... And I have to start all bloody over again...

Now, that's not to say I don't LIKE weekends, nota t all.....

I just think the whole scheme of things needs serious overhauling, and, to steal a page out of the prissy-dent's book everything should... well... Be for free.... (IE stolen... just like he does)

Either that or the new Zupta currency of our new country, South Zupfrica must be all the same color with no denomination printed on it......

Come to think of it....It actually does..... Zero value...cry

I.E. 1 Zupta = no value  100 Zupta's = zero value..... 1000 Zuptas = zero value... & on & on & on....

 

Slightly quicker downhill....
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11 Mar 2016 @ 17:39:07 pm
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Jin laat weet wanneer ek het n paar lekke bottels rooi wyn
Haak daai wa kamp bly koning
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12 Mar 2016 @ 13:17:28 pm
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Skaap braai op die Argentynse manier.

Wys jou net waar was Chucky al.

Sonder Jesus is ek niks! ! ! !
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12 Mar 2016 @ 13:38:12 pm
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'n Lam wat heel gespit is, het darem maar 'n smaak van sy eie.  As jy bv net die boud spit, smaak hy nie heeltemal so lekker soos die heel lam nie.tongue-out   My tong hang sommer nou uit daarvoor.yell

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14 Mar 2016 @ 06:00:02 am
It'l dodat
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Oooo and Chucky's a comming to Bloekom...

Yum-yum-yum-yum

 

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14 Mar 2016 @ 09:13:12 am
Chuck Norris
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Oooo and Chucky's a comming to Bloekom...

Yum-yum-yum-yum

 



Jammer Warren, hy gaan Komati en Wildtuin toe.

As jy wil he jou drome moet waar word, moet jy eers wakker word.

Die jonge Fransies. (Parys - Frankryk)
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