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I went hunting with my wife

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31 May 2013 @ 10:09:47 am
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A camper was camping at a game lodge and was given a tour of the owner’s home. In the den was a stuffed lions head mounted on the wall.
The visiting camper asked, "When did you bag him?"
The host said, "That was three years ago, when I went hunting with my wife."
"What's he stuffed with," asked the visiting camper.
"My wife."

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31 May 2013 @ 11:48:08 am
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Ai Lindy gona like this one.
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31 May 2013 @ 12:02:57 pm
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Groot marakas

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31 May 2013 @ 16:35:55 pm
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A little old lady had two monkeys for years.
One day one of them died of natural causes. In grief, the second monkey passed away
two days later. Not knowing what to do with them, she finally decided to take them to
the taxidermist and have them stuffed.
After telling the owner of the various options, he asked her, "Do you want them mounted?"
Blushing, she said, "No. holding hands will be fine."
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01 Jun 2013 @ 07:00:54 am
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A little old lady had two monkeys for years.
One day one of them died of natural causes. In grief, the second monkey passed away
two days later. Not knowing what to do with them, she finally decided to take them to
the taxidermist and have them stuffed.
After telling the owner of the various options, he asked her, "Do you want them mounted?"
Blushing, she said, "No. holding hands will be fine."

Good one. First heard this one in the 1960's and also often tell it.

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07 Jun 2013 @ 13:41:04 pm
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A Yankee walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a cosmopolitan. The bartender looks at the man and says, "You're not from 'round here are ya?"

"No" replies the man, "I'm from New Hampshire." The bartender looks at him and says, "Well what do you do in New Hampshire?"

"I'm a taxidermist," says the man. The bartender looks bewildered, so the man explains, "I mount dead animals."

The bartender stands back and hollers to the whole bar, "It's OK, boys! He's one of us!"
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07 Jun 2013 @ 13:58:00 pm
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Still rolling around the floor!

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07 Jun 2013 @ 17:23:56 pm
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Hahaha
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13 Sep 2016 @ 20:35:34 pm
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Op n ernstiger nood. Hulle het vannaand op TV gewys hoe maai...veral amerikaners hier "canned lions" af. Kan nie verstaan dat hulle dink dis jag nie. Hulle skiet seker so 6-8 skote in n kwessie van 5 sekondes op die leeu. Die belaglikste is die afstand....dis so naby, jy kan hom net so wel met n mes doodgesteek het. Dan gaan brk hy seker oorsee oor hoe braaf hy is....maar vir my is dit n lafaard👎👎👎
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13 Sep 2016 @ 22:10:28 pm
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En die meeste is van agter af, van bo n bakkie.
I love camping all year round
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14 Sep 2016 @ 06:39:12 am
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Ek jag self, en ek doen walk and stalk. Ek glo daarin om die dier 'n kans te gee om weg te kom. Canned hunting van eenige dier moet verban word so ook jag met 'n geweer en scope kombinasie waar jy die dier van 300m + kan skiet, dit is moord nie jag nie.

"Children have never been good at listening to their elders, but they have never failed to imitate them."
-James Baldwin-
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