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12 May 2016 @ 13:57:11 pm
Anonymous

A store that sells husbands has just opened in Gauteng , where a woman may go to choose a husband.

Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.

You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights.

There is, however, a catch .. You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband .

On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are good looking and help with the housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6:

You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor.

This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!

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12 May 2016 @ 14:09:17 pm
PietRiana
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Johan dit is n goeie bewys. Gaan dit vergroot en in lapa opsit.
Mooi loop by die lelike plekke
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12 May 2016 @ 14:09:55 pm
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Goeie een Johann.  laughing  Ek kan glo dat so baie die boonste vloer bereik het.  Dit is darem baie tempting om hoër te wil gaan, dit raak dan al hoe beter!  Arme ding, toe leer sy 'n les.laughing

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12 May 2016 @ 14:14:34 pm
Tom Sainsbury
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Ha, ha, ha. That is very good! If she chose from the floor below that one, there would have been no stock. On back order forever.
I know that my redeemer lives.
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12 May 2016 @ 15:15:43 pm
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As daar wel n man was sou sy in die ry moes staan en wag..... hehehehe dit was nou baie goed.
I love camping all year round
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12 May 2016 @ 16:26:34 pm
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Goeie een! laughing

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12 May 2016 @ 20:41:25 pm
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I think if there was a shop for men looking for a wife the men would have
done exactly the same thing
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12 May 2016 @ 20:43:59 pm
Anonymous

Benkie, I totally agree with you, we need some fun, or go bonkerslaughing

Nice to hear from you again👍

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13 May 2016 @ 02:19:56 am
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Excellent - thank you - that was my laugh for the week!!!!!!!smile

Slower and lower is better than higher and faster!
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13 May 2016 @ 06:49:35 am
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Mooi Man. Ek het die een geniet!

Daar is net een ding wat ek nie verstaan van ons mans nie.......miskien is dit net ek. As jy by n winkel sentrum inloop saam met jou vrou. Binne 3 minute verloor jy haar. En wat doen ons stupid mans?..........ons gaan soek hulle!cool

At last !!!!
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13 May 2016 @ 06:59:11 am
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Rede hoekom jy hulle gaan soek.....jy is bang hulle vergee4t om op te hou met koop.☺
Moeg geploeg.
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13 May 2016 @ 08:52:10 am
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Tipies mens,nooit tevrede nie.Baie goeie storie.
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13 May 2016 @ 11:30:29 am
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I am still waiting on the fifth floorwink

DR DRAKE GP

not a Doctor nor a GP
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13 May 2016 @ 13:31:49 pm
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Lekker gelag 😁👍
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14 May 2016 @ 08:40:38 am
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Vat hulle met niks en leer hulle reg, dit vat wel tyd maar probeer maar voor ons omdop.
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15 May 2016 @ 19:18:38 pm
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Very good,
Even having read it before you are compelled to go to the end.
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16 May 2016 @ 07:06:02 am
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Mooi man,
As jy wil he jou drome moet waar word, moet jy eers wakker word.

Die jonge Fransies. (Parys - Frankryk)
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