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Here is a Faaait ( fart?) brewing

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20 Jun 2016 @ 12:09:20 pm
Douglas Green
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An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, 'Seven Points.'
His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the world was that?'
The old man replied, 'Its fart rugby - try and conversion - 7 points.'
A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, 'Try and conversion,  score even...'
After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, 'Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7.'
Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, 'Try and conversion,  score even...'
Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, 'Converted penalty, I lead 17 to 14.'… Now the pressure is on for the old man.
He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard.
Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally poops in the bed.
The wife says, 'What the hell was that?'
The old man says, 'Half time, switch sides.'

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20 Jun 2016 @ 12:41:16 pm
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Niece one Douglassurprised

"Children have never been good at listening to their elders, but they have never failed to imitate them."
-James Baldwin-
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20 Jun 2016 @ 12:47:35 pm
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Met n Rooi kaart vir vuil spel.

As jy wil he jou drome moet waar word, moet jy eers wakker word.

Die jonge Fransmannetjie. (Parys - Frankryk)
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20 Jun 2016 @ 12:55:16 pm
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Game under pressure
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20 Jun 2016 @ 12:57:38 pm
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Die tweede helfte is gewoonlik beter

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20 Jun 2016 @ 13:31:53 pm
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LOL

LMGA

sealed

Oppad na die volgende kamp.
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20 Jun 2016 @ 13:52:00 pm
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Se ook so. LOL
I love camping all year round
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20 Jun 2016 @ 15:08:24 pm
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Goeie een. Laat my dink aan die voorry wat gepoep het in die skram, toe gee die ref n strafskop vir die ander span. Die losskakel wou toe pale toe skop. Toe se die Ref, nee jy kan nie pale toe skop vir n poep nie.
Hou jou voete plat op die aarde
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20 Jun 2016 @ 16:24:15 pm
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Yep, that sure is a good reason for a stinky, dirty faaaaaiiit.   And buy a new mattress!! laughing

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20 Jun 2016 @ 18:58:53 pm
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Jy sien dis die lewe.gooi mielies

 

How great is our GOD
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21 Jun 2016 @ 06:09:09 am
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This sounds like a Gassy conversationlaughing

At last !!!!
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21 Jun 2016 @ 06:12:23 am
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Dit was nou chapperig!!!!!!

Sonder Jesus is ek niks! ! ! !
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21 Jun 2016 @ 08:08:44 am
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Klink meer na tennis soos daai bal heen en weer gestuur word.

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21 Jun 2016 @ 20:17:06 pm
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Douglas seems to have a lot of experience and is obvously a sore looser.
I like the half time chirp to change sides.
On The Road Again
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22 Jun 2016 @ 08:43:39 am
Douglas Green
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Hi Edge
Yes, I am a sore loser.
Don't think I will ever play fart rugby, but have always enjoyed couch rugby!cool

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22 Jun 2016 @ 12:50:21 pm
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Gedog dis droog toe is dit "nat"!

DR DRAKE GP

not a Doctor nor a GP
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