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Goeie ou seun

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26 Mar 2019 @ 08:54:53 am
Bak oor
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Nadat die 5 jarige seun n storie oor n koning gelees het, se hy vir sy ma, " Ek wil ook graag 3 vrouens he.... een om te kook..., een om te sing..., en een om my te bad..." 

Moeder, "En watter een gaan jou aan die slaap maak ?"

Seun, "Nee ma, ek gaan nog steeds by jou slaap"

Die moeder met trane in haar oe, "..... Ag jou lieflike kind," maar wie gaan by jou 3 vrouens slaap?"

Seun," Laat hulle by pa slaap."

Vader met trane in sy oe," .....  Ag jou wonderlike kind."

 

 

 

 

 

Many people will walk in and out your life, but only true friends leave a footprint in your heart
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26 Mar 2019 @ 09:54:53 am
Heindrich
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Oops....................!

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26 Mar 2019 @ 10:13:52 am
Hennie
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Pa se HERO.....

Se dankie vir wat jy in die lewe het.
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26 Mar 2019 @ 11:13:47 am
Leon
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Duidelik moet hy nog groot word. Nie dat hy self eerder by die drie vrouens wil slaap nie... .......................................................... maar

Dan gaan hy nie weer sê hy wil drie vrouens hê nie! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

 

tongue-outlaughing

Sonder Jesus is ek niks! ! ! !
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26 Mar 2019 @ 20:33:15 pm
Chuck Norris
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Arme man... . 

Lol 

As jy wil he jou drome moet waar word, moet jy eers wakker word.

Die jonge Fransmannetjie. (Parys - Frankryk)
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26 Mar 2019 @ 21:28:40 pm
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Dat sy bubble nou eendag moet bars!

Jesus saves all who do the will of the Father Matt 7:21-23
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