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29 Jul 2016 @ 12:22:25 pm
It'l dodat
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Skuus tante... Regtig Jammer my verskooning vir koppi raas en 8 tente...

Of is dit 9........

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These days a teeny-tiny bit more slightly quicker....
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29 Jul 2016 @ 13:14:42 pm
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Don't understand.  What is the apology for my friend? 

I enjoy your koppie, whether it raasses (new English wordwink) or not.  I actually think that koppie is just too busy, always scheming if you ask me.  Then the beginning seems to start at the end and the end ends with the beginning.  laughinglaughinglaughing

What do you want to do with 8, or 9, tents, by the way?  Or are you now our "official tent collector"?

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29 Jul 2016 @ 14:59:12 pm
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Cause your'e always sticking up for me and my raassing koppie.... So I got's to have an excuse..... And that's it.... Not my fault see....cry

Tents.... yes well see, tents....

Like stray cats & dogs & hamster's & goldfish & pot-belly pigs, & rabbits & guinea pigs they come to me.....cool

They well..... Just arrive.... See there....

Arrived....

Right on my front doorstep....

All nice & wrapped and in their bags.... Seems They  just KNOW they gonna have a good and loving home....cool

HOW they know, is just as big a mystery to me as it is to everybody on here...

Come hell or high water, and In the face of overwelming odds.... That's my story an I'm sticking to it.... laughingtongue-outtongue-out

 BTW pot belly pigs....

Jonks & jonks back, Chris (my son) screeched bloody blue murder for one....

promised to behave for ever and ever... Thought that was a good deal....So we got one.... It grew, and grew, and grew, and grew....surprised

Damn thing got ENORMOUS

No bloody pot-belly pig that was.... Turns out, it was a damn Transki special..... Dr. Leslie Lunn (chief vetenerian) and a friend of mine) at the SPCA took it over for me.....Hehehehehe

Needles to say Chis still misbehaves...

 

 

 

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These days a teeny-tiny bit more slightly quicker....
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29 Jul 2016 @ 15:16:49 pm
It'l dodat
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Oh sorry, the pot belly pig tale does not end there.....

The kicker was, them days we lived in a massive 4 bedroomed house on a double corner stand (Cnr. Marico & Malopo)in  Emmerentia in the North of Johannesburg....

Yes well see, it was A VERY VERY JEWISH AREA....surprisedlaughing

Bloomin 'ell... Only Herman can tell you how big a Transki special pig get's... But it's HUGE

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29 Jul 2016 @ 20:33:16 pm
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Warren, jy praat my skoon deurmekaar.laughing  Concentration is required. wink   No matter, I read between the lines.  You are a good guy!  That is why my soft mother-heart sticks up for you.

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02 Aug 2016 @ 16:05:19 pm
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Hier staan Warren op sy KOP.
As jy wil he jou drome moet waar word, moet jy eers wakker word.

Die jonge Fransmannetjie. (Parys - Frankryk)
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