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24 Jun 2016 @ 16:55:05 pm
Jan Meyer
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24 Jun 2016 @ 17:44:00 pm
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Jan, dis baie duidelik dat jy vol dinge en heel chirpy is op hierdie Vrydag.laughing 

Ek moet sê daai wasser van die wasmasjien lyk self nie te sleg nie.  Hy kan maar my wasmasjien ook kom was.yell

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24 Jun 2016 @ 17:49:18 pm
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Netjiese wasmasjien !!! Gereeld diens net so noodsaaklik as skoonhou.
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24 Jun 2016 @ 17:52:29 pm
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Ag Herman, jy kan my darem lekker laat lag!   Trust jou om daaraan te dink.laughing  Kom ons hoor wat sê Chuck.wink

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24 Jun 2016 @ 21:22:28 pm
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Nice one, Jan Meyer - had a good laugh !

Cowen.
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24 Jun 2016 @ 21:57:40 pm
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Lol...mense is skerp😁
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25 Jun 2016 @ 08:08:31 am
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Bought myself the self-cleaning one, that also vacuums, irons, dusts - the whole works - but it comes at a hefty price - will be paying monthly installments for the rest of my life!foot-in-mouth

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26 Jun 2016 @ 13:54:14 pm
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Gelukkig is Chuck se was masjien nog nuut (jonk).

En was oorals skoon. Nogal lig op seep en krag, gebruik min water ook want dit maak die water self warm.

(HOT GIRL) is die handels naam.






As jy wil he jou drome moet waar word, moet jy eers wakker word.

Die jonge Fransmannetjie. (Parys - Frankryk)
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26 Jun 2016 @ 14:31:42 pm
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En die wat nie n wasmasjien het nie, moet dit maar met die hand was.

As jy wil he jou drome moet waar word, moet jy eers wakker word.

Die jonge Fransmannetjie. (Parys - Frankryk)
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26 Jun 2016 @ 14:37:49 pm
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En die wat nie n wasmasjien het nie, moet dit maar met die hand was.


Lol...skerp😁👍
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26 Jun 2016 @ 22:01:15 pm
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Baie oulik ges
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27 Jun 2016 @ 05:57:09 am
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Bought myself the self-cleaning one, that also vacuums, irons, dusts - the whole works - but it comes at a hefty price - will be paying monthly installments for the rest of my life!foot-in-mouth

So that's what they call "a white appliance"

 

Ne!......

Nou roer ek die lepel...

 

Slightly quicker downhill....
These days a teeny-tiny bit more slightly quicker....
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27 Jun 2016 @ 09:10:52 am
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Waar kry ons so ;n wasmasjien?smile

(Ek bedoel nou eintlik wat deur die "familie" aanvaar sal word)

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27 Jun 2016 @ 15:42:22 pm
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Op GOOGLE (Teazers)

Hulle het n prys,

Familie vriendelik, ook,

Pa sal hom gate uit geniet.

En Ma sal nie n woord s nie.

As jy wil he jou drome moet waar word, moet jy eers wakker word.

Die jonge Fransmannetjie. (Parys - Frankryk)
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29 Jun 2016 @ 10:03:10 am
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I've just bought Dot a new washingmachine, but she cannot find the on / off switch. Can somebody help please?

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29 Jun 2016 @ 10:16:02 am
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You gonna battle to find it. That is a real electricity saver, not a energy saver. You going to use a lot of energy trying to get away from Dot.

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29 Jun 2016 @ 10:31:09 am
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I've just bought Dot a new washingmachine, but she cannot find the on / off switch. Can somebody help please?

I remember my Mom had one of those, standing in the yard!!!   Even though we had a washing machine, it was used for certain washing.   Brings back memories.  It was quite a good design for handwashing.   No sure Dot wil appreciate it though.laughing

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27 Aug 2016 @ 10:16:14 am
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27 Aug 2016 @ 10:21:41 am
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Ons het 'n Staffie gehad.  Hy sou presies so iets doen, Geert.laughing

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27 Aug 2016 @ 20:40:23 pm
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You all know why a womans feet are smaller than that of men????????

 

 

 

 

 

So that they can stand closer to the zink, ...........stove, ...............washing machine and so on.

Sonder Jesus is ek niks! ! ! !
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28 Aug 2016 @ 11:52:43 am
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Leon jy moet oorsee wees om so braaf te wees laughing

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28 Aug 2016 @ 11:54:14 am
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Jip as iemand wil klap moet hulle arm baie lank wees. HA HA HA.

As ek huistoe gaan kruip ek weg

Sonder Jesus is ek niks! ! ! !
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28 Aug 2016 @ 12:05:15 pm
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So that's what they call "a white appliance"

 

Ne!......

Nou roer ek die lepel...

 

In die nuwe SA is die toestelle mos nou grys. Dalk later swart :)

 

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29 Aug 2016 @ 07:11:52 am
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