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Carefull of little old ladies

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02 Jun 2017 @ 09:20:42 am
Benkie
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A little old lady of 85 years old walked into the Bank of America with a large bag of money and demanded to see the President of the bank to deposit the money
The receptionist told her that the president was very busy and offered to help ,but she demanded to see the President of the bank
After a long while she was able to see the President of the bank
She walked into his large office and put the bag of money onto his large shinny desk and said she wanted to deposit the money into her account
Lady he said that's a lot of money how did you come by it to which she replied I am a gambler and I take bets
Tell me how do you bet asked the Bank President ,give me an example
Ok she said I bet you $25000 that your testicles are square The bank President laughed and thought that is going to be the easiest $25000 he has ever won
She said to him tomorrow morning at 10 am I will bring my Lawyer with and ill prove it to you
The next morning at 10am the little old lady is back with her lawyer
Is our bet still on she said to the bank President who was still laughing yes he said
Ok the lady said drop your pants He was a bit embarrassed at first but for $25000 he dropped his pants
The little old lady walked over to him and held his testicles in her hand when her Lawyer started crying and banging his head against the wall
The bank President was shocked and said Whats wrong with him to which the little old lady said I bet my Lawyer $100000 that by 10am this morning I WILL HAVE THE TESTICLES OF THE PRESIDENT OF THE BANK OF AMERICA IN MY HAND
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02 Jun 2017 @ 10:09:28 am
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Don't mess with the aged...
On The Road Again
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02 Jun 2017 @ 10:24:23 am
OOM JEEP
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Mooi, baie mooi.
Ek en Elma lag nog een stroke deur. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I love camping all year round
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02 Jun 2017 @ 11:48:28 am
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Hi Benkie.  Good one.  I must take a few tips from that lady.  Sounds like an easy way to make money.  With perks as well.wink

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