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ADVICE FOR EARLY BIRD STROLLERS

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26 Jul 2016 @ 09:41:49 am
Chris Centurion
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A man goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water.



As the bartender gives him the drink he says: I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 88th birthday and it's today.

The bartender says:- Well, since it's your birth-day, I'll buy you a drink. In fact this one is on me.



As the man finishes his drink, the person to his right says:- I would like to buy you a drink too. The old man says:-Thank you. Bartender, I want a Scotch with two drops of water.



Coming up, says the bartender.



As he finishes that drink, the person to his left says:- I would like to buy you one, too. The old man says:- ;Thank you. Bartender, I want another Scotch with two drops of water.



Coming right up, the bartender says.



As he gives him the drink, he says, ‘Sir, I'm dying of curiosity. Why the Scotch with only two drops of water ?’

The old man replies, ’Sonny, when you're my age, you've learned how to hold your liquor...

Holding your water, however, is a whole other matter.
Moeg geploeg.
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26 Jul 2016 @ 15:00:14 pm
Jan Meyer
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Goeie een en so waarlaughing

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27 Jul 2016 @ 19:45:50 pm
Anonymous

Skerp, ek het vir heel ander verduideling gewaglaughing

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27 Jul 2016 @ 20:02:15 pm
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The joys of old age.laughing  Jy kan nie daarteen baklei nie, so kry elkeen sy beurt.frown   

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28 Jul 2016 @ 09:59:42 am
Chuck Norris
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Snaaks hoe koud of warm vloeistof veral in die winter as dit so koud is n natuurlike uitwerking op die blaas het.

Die Girl kry dit as ons die lang pad vat, kan nie n toilet verby ry nie.

Sal ook minder water in my whisky moet gooi.

Butts onthou volgende keer asb.



As jy wil he jou drome moet waar word, moet jy eers wakker word.

Die jonge Fransies. (Parys - Frankryk)
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