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A slightly naughty tale

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17 Aug 2016 @ 06:26:45 am
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Man goes into an adult shop and asks for a blow-up doll

Shop keeper (elderly Afrikaans dame, grey-white hair all tied up in a tight bun, sitting knitting, agter die toonbank, met so kraaletjie bril toutjie om haar nek)

Male or female she asks... not looking up, not missing a stitch..

Female the man replies

African or Caucasian she asks (coming to the end of the row & turning her brei-penne around and re adjusting the ball of wool)

Caucasian the man answers...

Muslim or Christian she asks (so tussen die tel van die loopies op die brei-pen, wat sy so twee-twee af-tel)

Very taken aback the man asks  What has religion got to do with this?

So klein pouse tel sy die laaste loopies af, dan se sy: - Actually..... quite a lot... The Muslim ones blow themselves up....

Slightly quicker downhill....
These days a teeny-tiny bit more slightly quicker....
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17 Aug 2016 @ 06:44:15 am
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Lol😁
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17 Aug 2016 @ 06:45:18 am
Chris L
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Good one Warrenlaughing

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17 Aug 2016 @ 07:09:58 am
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har har ha haaaaaa
I love camping all year round
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17 Aug 2016 @ 08:08:30 am
Chuck Norris
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Mooi een.
As jy wil he jou drome moet waar word, moet jy eers wakker word.

Die jonge Fransies. (Parys - Frankryk)
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17 Aug 2016 @ 13:00:11 pm
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Borderline!!!!

Regards.
This is how we spent the last fifteen years - working our buts off!
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17 Aug 2016 @ 13:46:47 pm
FredaD
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Mmmmn, dis hoekom ek eerder niks gesê het nie, geweet!laughinglaughing

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18 Aug 2016 @ 09:08:17 am
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Very good Warren, enjoyed that one.
Cowen.
Looking on the bright side of life will never cause eye strain.
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