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21 Jul 2015 @ 14:35:44 pm
It'l dodat
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I'm feeling left-out and lonely....

Willie's lost in his back-yard,

Nobody's picking on me,

So I thought I'd post this.....

The new Ford F250 Tri-Flex Fuel Truck

See what Ford's gotta to do to just, only just manage to compete with Landrover...laughing

Slightly quicker downhill....
These days a teeny-tiny bit more slightly quicker....
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21 Jul 2015 @ 14:59:04 pm
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Well, they   a l m o s t   got the Evoque shape right ....... wading depth is OK, but, the main question is, will it last???

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21 Jul 2015 @ 15:00:20 pm
Jan Meyer
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Now you will see sales go through the roof. At last they see the light laughing  

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21 Jul 2015 @ 15:06:20 pm
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Dink nie daai F250 sal in my garage pas nie
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21 Jul 2015 @ 15:15:02 pm
Nico
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Now you will see sales go through the roof. At last they see the light laughing  

This thing is so high, you'll not only see the light, you'll also see the sun rising in the East and setting in the West without squinting!

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21 Jul 2015 @ 15:15:03 pm
Nico
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Now you will see sales go through the roof. At last they see the light laughing  

This thing is so high, you'll not only see the light, you'll also see the sun rising in the East and setting in the West without squinting!

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21 Jul 2015 @ 15:23:17 pm
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Val hy onder kode 08?
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21 Jul 2015 @ 15:43:37 pm
Anonymous

Ja nee, lyk vir my ook na n blerrie land rover!

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21 Jul 2015 @ 16:41:48 pm
neef Herman
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Is dit die voorkant of agterkant? kan nie mooi uitmaak nie.
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21 Jul 2015 @ 17:04:07 pm
Anonymous

Kode 10sealed

Ek sien sy windskerm word met maskeer band of iets vas geplak, is dit nou vir wat?

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21 Jul 2015 @ 17:31:29 pm
Somer Kamper
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Ek sal vir hom wegry met my Fortuner.....................  Sal hom by elke vulstasie verbysteek.

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21 Jul 2015 @ 20:16:15 pm
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Jy sien ,laughingek ry maar die Jimney ek gaan net waar hy gaan

How great is our GOD
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21 Jul 2015 @ 20:19:33 pm
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Mooi maar eish petrol sluk sluk
Haak daai wa kamp bly koning
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21 Jul 2015 @ 20:43:46 pm
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Pragtige mooi F250  wonder hoekom kla die die mense so oor die brandstof verbruik hulle het dan nog nie eers een gery nie 

Camping is a collection of memories .... make each one count
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21 Jul 2015 @ 20:59:10 pm
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Moes eers dink aan wie die trok my herinner.....

 

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21 Jul 2015 @ 21:19:05 pm
Anonymous

Kyk, solank hy kan laatwaai is dit als 100!

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22 Jul 2015 @ 06:27:01 am
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Lyk of dit enigiets sal sleep
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22 Jul 2015 @ 07:25:59 am
Anonymous

Van sleep gepraat, dit spoil nogal n bakkie wat so hoog is om nou drop plate te moet opsit net om karavaan reg te laat level loop.. veral as jy bietjie gaan speel, dan pla daai lae haak nou weer!

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22 Jul 2015 @ 07:58:28 am
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Kan sien hys nuut.......lek nog nie olie nie.........o ja want hy het seker nie olie in nie....hahahahahaha

Regte benaming ook "Fuel truck"

At last !!!!
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22 Jul 2015 @ 08:30:17 am
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At last !!!!
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22 Jul 2015 @ 08:35:05 am
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Daai Ford lyk verkeer om, gat kant vorentoe.

Oppad na die volgende kamp.
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22 Jul 2015 @ 09:02:11 am
It'l dodat
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Wll that's certainly not happiness now is it....tongue-out

See what the toy-boy's gotta do to keep up with Landrover....tongue-out

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These days a teeny-tiny bit more slightly quicker....
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22 Jul 2015 @ 09:19:51 am
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Waarom vergelyk julle dit met 'n Landrover - Landrover behoort mos aan Ford. So iewers in die toekoms gaan Landrover 'n Ford wapen ook he. Dink net aan die name van die verskillende modelle

Ford Range Rover
Ford Discovery
Ford Freelander
Ford Defender

Ek het destyds 'n Discovery series 2 gehad (dit was in die dae to BMW landrover besit het)en toe gesweer dat daar nooit weer 'n Disco op my werf sal staan nie. Ek is 'n groot Ford liefhebber maar die Land Rover invloed maak my bang.
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22 Jul 2015 @ 09:25:48 am
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Janack, as ek dit nie mis het nie het Tata nou Landrover.
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22 Jul 2015 @ 09:28:13 am
Anonymous

Dis juis hoekom hy land rover trekke het, en ek hou nie van mengery met die 2 nie.. sommige land rovers is mooi, land rovers, en sommige mooi fords, bly mooi fords.. om nford nou n kand rover look te gee??

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22 Jul 2015 @ 09:28:47 am
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Dankie vir die inligting Herman.
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22 Jul 2015 @ 09:30:18 am
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Ja Herman is reg. Tata besit Landrover en glo dit as julle wil, Volvo behoort nou aan Geely.
Cheers vir altyd
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22 Jul 2015 @ 10:30:16 am
It'l dodat
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Waarom vergelyk julle dit met 'n Landrover - Landrover behoort mos aan Ford. So iewers in die toekoms gaan Landrover 'n Ford wapen ook he. Dink net aan die name van die verskillende modelle

Ford Range Rover
Ford Discovery
Ford Freelander
Ford Defender

Ek het destyds 'n Discovery series 2 gehad (dit was in die dae to BMW landrover besit het)en toe gesweer dat daar nooit weer 'n Disco op my werf sal staan nie. Ek is 'n groot Ford liefhebber maar die Land Rover invloed maak my bang.

Yes Landy's the biggest prostitute on the block, is now in bed with Tata

But a disco's not a Landrover...

It's a something cooked up by Germans & has a BMW motor YUCK!

Germans? Design a vehicle? Nooit! Erger as die Alfa's en soortgelyk hou net 5 jaar!...tongue-out..laughing

 

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22 Jul 2015 @ 11:30:39 am
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Just to stick up for Warren for once!

At least when you buy a Land Rover the accessories you get for free are worth more than the Land Rover is worth!

Regards.
This is how we spent the last fifteen years - working our buts off!
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22 Jul 2015 @ 11:45:41 am
It'l dodat
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Them single-purpose "accessories" costa bleeding plenty, at least 5 x the Landy's weekly fuel bill

TRUST ME

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22 Jul 2015 @ 12:08:21 pm
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Daai F250 sal in my gardge pas maar nie in my begroting nie.
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22 Jul 2015 @ 12:22:46 pm
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Landie se accessories maintenance......sky high
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22 Jul 2015 @ 13:25:13 pm
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Lyk na 3 baie goeie redes om in te ruil vir LR! Haha

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22 Jul 2015 @ 13:59:24 pm
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Aag kerels,julle is net jaloers,ek met my Tata en Warren met sy Landie sal julle nog ore aansit.
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22 Jul 2015 @ 14:05:03 pm
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Ek koop die Landrover met die assessories, hou die assessories om my lekkerrrr besig te hou en gee die Landie vir Warren! Hoes daai vir 'n bargain? ;-)))))
Ek weet nie wat my doedie van my, gaan sÍ nie, maar ek is bedraad vir drie fases.
Cheers vir altyd
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22 Jul 2015 @ 21:24:29 pm
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Eish Warren,

 what a choice,

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22 Jul 2015 @ 21:28:45 pm
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Warren, I dont see any connecting points fortowing in front........maybe it is on the back folaughingr the Toyotas?

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23 Jul 2015 @ 09:27:10 am
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Now and again (so baie selde) do I stick up for Warren. (I actually adore Scruffy!)

So - If it was me, I'd take up on the latest Tata ad. The accessories they offer are of more use.


Why buy a Tata with these accessories?


No one will mess with your truck.
They come in handy when the weather is bad....they can go into the bottle store while you stay warm in the cab.
They'll add enough weight and guarantee you WON'T get stuck, unless you are following a Land Rover.
If you become stranded because you followed a Land Rover, huddle between them and you'll stay warm and safe.

Regards.
This is how we spent the last fifteen years - working our buts off!
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23 Jul 2015 @ 21:00:35 pm
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Eish😁
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23 Jul 2015 @ 21:21:20 pm
Anonymous

Wat laaik ons?? 

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Ons laaik daai grote griete!  Daai lied tref my so voor kop!

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24 Jul 2015 @ 06:45:30 am
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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-K

How to put this..................

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm 

AHA! I've a confession to make....

The last time (at least that I'm aware of) I shared a bed with a guy was in 4 SAI in Middleburg 1974....  It was so bleeding cold, it was a survival thing.....

If those "accessories" came my way.... I might just review the "guy in my bed thing"....laughing

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24 Jul 2015 @ 09:49:35 am
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Sjoe,my arme Tata,sal hy die vrag kan vat,Warren bring die Landie nader en help n bietjie,ek is nie mans genoeg nie,ek weeg slegs 75kg.
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24 Jul 2015 @ 10:35:57 am
It'l dodat
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Aaaa nee jong.... Gloe nie my shorty's man vir die taak....

Kan ek nie hierdie aanbied?

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24 Jul 2015 @ 12:15:38 pm
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Guess what this okes Tata said!

Regards.
This is how we spent the last fifteen years - working our buts off!
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24 Jul 2015 @ 13:22:16 pm
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I know the boring one, being the administrator, has some priviliges. However, it took me a day to overcome my nausea after his post from yesterday morning.

I'll even take a Ford as a getaway car. When it breaks down I can continue running. 

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24 Jul 2015 @ 19:58:41 pm
Anonymous

Nee man, daai tannies is mos nou sexy! Seksie vir seksie.. haha...  jy hief dan nie caravan movers op te sit nie, hulle skuif enige karavaan, enige plek!

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27 Jul 2015 @ 20:11:41 pm
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Ja nee Pieter. Ek wil net nie agter hulle staan as hulle 'n karavaan moet beweeg nie. Ek het doelbewus nie die woord STOOT gebruik nie. Hehehe...
Cheers vir altyd
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27 Jul 2015 @ 20:24:47 pm
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Lyk of hulle boeings by or tambo lughawe kan kickstart😁
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