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14 Jan 2015 @ 12:12:43 pm
The RETIRED Boring Camper
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Regards.
This is how we spent the last fifteen years - working our buts off!
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14 Jan 2015 @ 12:22:38 pm
Anonymous

What about me

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14 Jan 2015 @ 13:10:25 pm
chameleon
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Ai was dit maar net waar sal nie maklik na my kant toe kom nie

Camping is a collection of memories .... make each one count
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14 Jan 2015 @ 13:22:30 pm
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Priorities, priorities, priorities! Ek hou van die vierde sin. hehehe
Cheers vir altyd
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14 Jan 2015 @ 14:17:53 pm
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Ek kan mos ure kyk hoe sy visvang.
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14 Jan 2015 @ 14:20:44 pm
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Kyk, n vrou wat n stok so styf kan vashiu het altyd n 2de kans! Visstok..


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14 Jan 2015 @ 14:44:57 pm
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Min mans gaan dink aan visvang as daai vrou langs hom staan.....
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14 Jan 2015 @ 15:05:27 pm
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What about me

Didn't know fishing rods could talk!Cool

 

DR DRAKE GP

not a Doctor nor a GP
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14 Jan 2015 @ 15:05:54 pm
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Sy is visvanger van formaat en dan skink sy m koue een ook vir jou
Haak daai wa kamp bly koning
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14 Jan 2015 @ 15:18:04 pm
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Didn't know fishing rods could talk!Cool

 

LaughingLaughing

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14 Jan 2015 @ 15:33:07 pm
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mooi bly maar mooi
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14 Jan 2015 @ 15:41:11 pm
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En dan vra hulle....hoekom suip ek my badwater??

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14 Jan 2015 @ 16:21:10 pm
W J
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Its all in the mind ,gebeur net in die moviesLaughing

How great is our GOD
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14 Jan 2015 @ 19:09:01 pm
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Its all in the mind ,gebeur net in die moviesLaughing

After 10 + years, boet, you nailed that one...Cry

Slightly quicker downhill....
These days a teeny-tiny bit more slightly quicker....
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14 Jan 2015 @ 19:56:24 pm
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After 10 + years, boet, you nailed that one...Cry

Got to explain.

Personally, and even from quite a young age, I've always prefered the...How shall I put this.......Well......... I suppose  "more mature"...

Now that was fine in my younger days, usually led to one heck of a lot of "uncomplicated" fun....If you follow my drift....Cool

Sides, the "more mature" know how to appreciate the finer things in life..Tongue out

Problem is..... Now that I'm "more mature", all my bleedin opportunities are dead...

Never saw that one comming....Cry

Slightly quicker downhill....
These days a teeny-tiny bit more slightly quicker....
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14 Jan 2015 @ 20:23:07 pm
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Nee wat bly maar by my GIRL, Sy voldoen aan alles.

As jy wil he jou drome moet waar word, moet jy eers wakker word.

Die jonge Fransies. (Parys - Frankryk)
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15 Jan 2015 @ 06:16:46 am
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Baie mooi katrol daardie. Sy ken haar visgerei.
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15 Jan 2015 @ 09:17:35 am
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Dis hoekom ons braai en drink
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15 Jan 2015 @ 09:40:41 am
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Kyk sy kan n vistok vashou of hoe
Haak daai wa kamp bly koning
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15 Jan 2015 @ 15:48:46 pm
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O ... ek sien nou eers die vistok !

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16 Jan 2015 @ 10:50:02 am
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Excellent!
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16 Jan 2015 @ 15:04:11 pm
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Matt1, jy lyk NET soos die ou in die fliek op TV nou die aand wat gevang is deur sy vriend .... 'n baie jaloerse ou en sy meisie het by 'n restaurant ingestap en hierdie jaloerse ou het niks daarvan gehou dat ander mans na sy meisie kyk nie .....
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16 Jun 2015 @ 13:43:32 pm
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En die ou sê vir sy pêl - dink net, erens is daar 'n ou wat dank die vader bly is dat hy nie meer met haar nonsens opgeskeep is nie. wink

Don't confuse one's personality with one's attitude. One's personality is who you are. One's attitude depends on who the other person is. Therefore, be who you are and say how you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.
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16 Jun 2015 @ 15:11:28 pm
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En die ou sê vir sy pêl - dink net, erens is daar 'n ou wat dank die vader bly is dat hy nie meer met haar nonsens opgeskeep is nie. wink


Heel moontlik!😁
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16 Jun 2015 @ 15:59:35 pm
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En....baie van ons outoppies is nie meer bedraad vir so enetjie nie.....

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16 Jun 2015 @ 16:22:34 pm
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En....baie van ons outoppies is nie meer bedraad vir so enetjie nie.....


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