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HORSE RIDING

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14 Dec 2018 @ 11:21:01 am
Chris Centurion
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Well, I'm at the emergency room. Yesterday has kinda taken a turn for the worst. I got the chance to go horse back riding, something I haven't done in a while. Big mistake. I got on the horse and started out slowly, but I got cocky. So we started going a little faster and before I knew it, we were going as fast as the horse could go. And when I tried to stop the horse, I couldn't stop him, he must have gotten spooked or something. He was out of control, so I decided to try to jump off the horse, and instead, I fell off, but as I was falling, my foot got caught in the stirrup , so the horse was dragging me. And he wouldn't stop. Every time I screamed at him to stop, the horse went faster.
Thank goodness the manager at Toys-R-Us came out and unplugged the machine. But he had the nerve to take the rest of my coins so I wouldn't attempt to ride it again...😉

Moeg geploeg.
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14 Dec 2018 @ 12:32:52 pm
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Chris, perdry is nie speletjies nie.   Jy kan jou sterre dank.

Groete

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14 Dec 2018 @ 15:34:53 pm
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Well, I'm at the emergency room. Yesterday has kinda taken a turn for the worst. I got the chance to go horse back riding, something I haven't done in a while. Big mistake. I got on the horse and started out slowly, but I got cocky. So we started going a little faster and before I knew it, we were going as fast as the horse could go. And when I tried to stop the horse, I couldn't stop him, he must have gotten spooked or something. He was out of control, so I decided to try to jump off the horse, and instead, I fell off, but as I was falling, my foot got caught in the stirrup , so the horse was dragging me. And he wouldn't stop. Every time I screamed at him to stop, the horse went faster.
Thank goodness the manager at Toys-R-Us came out and unplugged the machine. But he had the nerve to take the rest of my coins so I wouldn't attempt to ride it again...😉

lol a raging bull

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15 Dec 2018 @ 09:52:16 am
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Hahaha, dis soos toe ek my eerste cage fight gehad het, jy moes sien hoe het daai budjie gelyk!

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16 Dec 2018 @ 12:13:18 pm
Chuck Norris
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Lol

 

As jy wil he jou drome moet waar word, moet jy eers wakker word.

Die jonge Fransmannetjie. (Parys - Frankryk)
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16 Dec 2018 @ 18:52:02 pm
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Thanks for the laugh.

Jesus saves all who do the will of the Father Matt 7:21-23
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