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Gonnie and Holley go camping.

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12 Jun 2018 @ 17:54:15 pm
The RETIRED Boring Camper
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I’ve got a camping one for you guys.

Gonnie was camping in a Game park with Holley and her mother. Gonnie and Holley in one tent, with Mother-in-law in her own small tent.

Lions abounded, and every few minutes, day in and day out, lions were spotted. Lions, Lions, Lions – Lions!!!

This morning when Gonnie and Holley got up, they noticed that Mother-in-law’s tent flap was already open, and thinking that this was a bit unusual, decided to investigate.

To their consternation, there were clothes, bedding, and breakfast dishes everywhere - a great mess. No Mother-in-law!

Holley goes all hysterical, but Gonnie his usual self, is not very concerned. He remains cool, calm and collected.

It was decided to initiate a search of the area. They looked behind bushes, looked in gullies, and eventually found Mother-in-law in a small clearing, confronted by a very upset male lion.

Mother-in-law and lion were glaring at each other, and naturally Holley goes all hysterical again and screams at Gonnie not to just stand there, but to do something!

With that Gonnie turns to Holley and calmly says: “NO-no-no-no girl. I’m not going to get involved in this fracas. That there Lion got itself into this predicament, so that there Lion will simply just have to get itself out of this predicament!”

They all lived happily ever after.

Regards.
This is how we spent the last fifteen years - working our buts off!
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12 Jun 2018 @ 17:58:32 pm
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Jy sien, laat dit vir jou n les wees ,moenie met skoonma se sake meng nie.

How great is our GOD
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12 Jun 2018 @ 19:49:55 pm
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Hahaha...Gonnie, lyk my jy het n rowwe skoonma!😎

WAARSKUWING:

Kampeer is aansteeklik en verslawend 😁
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12 Jun 2018 @ 21:44:10 pm
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Our family, including my wife and her whole family are all from AmanzimTexas, just south of Dirtbin, here in KaZuma-Natal. 

We may not be as rough as the okes from the Bluff, but yes we can even give a lion something to think about. 

"Find a job you love, then you will never have to work again!"
The CaravanParks.com Team
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13 Jun 2018 @ 13:40:30 pm
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Nie eers Chuck sal met haar sukkel nie....

Hehehehe

 

As jy wil he jou drome moet waar word, moet jy eers wakker word.

Die jonge Fransmannetjie. (Parys - Frankryk)
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14 Jun 2018 @ 06:09:06 am
Leon
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Ha ha ha skoonma's is 'n ander spesie op die aarde.  Selfs ou Chuck is ligtig vir syne.

Sonder Jesus is ek niks! ! ! !
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14 Jun 2018 @ 09:04:35 am
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Nie eers Chuck sal met haar sukkel nie....

Hehehehe

 

Sorry Leon.

Chuck het nie n skoonma nie.

Die Girl se ma is maar ligtig vir Chuck. Sy ken haar plek.

 

 

As jy wil he jou drome moet waar word, moet jy eers wakker word.

Die jonge Fransmannetjie. (Parys - Frankryk)
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14 Jun 2018 @ 12:15:54 pm
Leon
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Ha ha ha

Sonder Jesus is ek niks! ! ! !
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