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Kom ons Braai!

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06 Dec 2017 @ 18:46:47 pm
Chris Centurion
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Suid-Afrikaners is snaakse mense.
Wanneer ons depressief voel, BRAAI en DRINK ons.
Wanneer ons iets wil vier, BRAAI en DRINK ons.
Wanneer ons niks het om te doen nie, dan BRAAI en DRINK ons.
Daar's groot fout mense!
Bring mΓ΄re jul vleis en bier, dan praat ons hieroor.
06 Dec 2017 @ 20:06:42 pm
See liefhebber
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Dit klink snaaks, maar dit is so.

....en wat is n braai sonder n lekker stuk boerewors op die vuur?
06 Dec 2017 @ 21:25:53 pm
HM
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Hoe se Karin Zoid?

"Afrikaners is plesierig".

The Happy Campers.
07 Dec 2017 @ 06:01:35 am
neef Herman
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Gister was n bitter warm dag en het heeldag fisies kliphard in die son gewerk. Kon skaars op my voete bly na n 13 uur dag, pootuit.!!!
Gou gestort, vuur aangesteek en n braai uitgepak, paar skuimkoppe. Sommer baie beter gevoel.????????

Moet maar DNA toetse laat doen, sal dalk verklaar wie van die voorsate so sterk deurkom.
07 Dec 2017 @ 06:54:05 am
OOM JEEP
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Bring julle die tjoppies, doppies en die kole. Ek sal vuur aansteek. πŸ˜£πŸ˜£πŸ˜£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
I love camping all year round
07 Dec 2017 @ 11:10:01 am
Chuck Norris
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Nou is ek lus vir braai.
As jy wil he jou drome moet waar word, moet jy eers wakker word.

Die jonge Fransmannetjie. (Parys - Frankryk)
07 Dec 2017 @ 11:36:31 am
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Nou wat braai daai mense wat nie vleis eet nie ????

Daai mense wat die bokke se gras eet !!!
Froggy ons Sprinter bussie Harry & Yvonne
07 Dec 2017 @ 13:10:22 pm
Leon
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Nou wat braai daai mense wat nie vleis eet nie ????

Daai mense wat die bokke se gras eet !!!

Ek voel regtig jammer vir hulle.  Enigste goed wat nie vleis is nie en darem ook lekker smaak op 'n rooster is groot sampioene, mielies, braai broodjies

Soe mense julle gaan maer word.

 

Sonder Jesus is ek niks! ! ! !
07 Dec 2017 @ 14:27:14 pm
Chris Centurion
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Leon, jy het twee ander vergeet.......vis en hoender.
Moeg geploeg.
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