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Hoe weet jy as jy oud word

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17 Oct 2017 @ 22:13:31 pm
Kamp is Koning
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As jy begin om jou vriende van die kuier plekke by Dischem raak te loop.😂
18 Oct 2017 @ 09:24:16 am
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LOL iemand het oppiestoep gekyk?

As long as everything goes my way...I'm totally flexible
18 Oct 2017 @ 09:32:46 am
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As jy meer vriende onder die grond het as bo die grond!

Kamp groete
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18 Oct 2017 @ 13:11:08 pm
neef Herman
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Waneer jy van n hele klomp bewus is, maar almal vergeet het sodra jy dit wil neerskryf.
18 Oct 2017 @ 13:30:35 pm
Leon
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Beste vriende is die oogarts, tandarts, dokter en die apteker.

Sonder Jesus is ek niks! ! ! !
18 Oct 2017 @ 15:38:25 pm
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As jou tande en brille vir jou in die badkamer wag as jy opstaan in die oggend.

19 Oct 2017 @ 06:27:36 am
Chris Centurion
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Wanneer jou aptekerslysie feitlik net so lank is as jou kruidenierswarelysie.
Moeg geploeg.
19 Oct 2017 @ 07:30:08 am
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As jy in die spieël kyk en jy is nie meer daar nie, maar jou oupa kyk terug vir jou.  Ek het gister drie mense besoek wat vyftig jaar gelde saammet my in matriek was en wat ek toe laas gesien het, en toe verstaan ek hoekom ek lyk soos ek nou lyk- dit tref maar ons almal.

Het is beter rijk te leven dan rijk te sterven
19 Oct 2017 @ 19:33:06 pm
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Ai tog, ek wou hier iets hier skryf, maar kan nie onthou waaroor die gesprek gaan nie.

Die lewe is 'n lied, die natuur voorsien die musiek.
21 Oct 2017 @ 19:46:18 pm
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Seker die dag as jou gewig die is en jy hou jou broek vas terwyl jy loop.
Ken jouself en bly GLO, ongeag omstandighede.
22 Oct 2017 @ 06:22:09 am
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As jy 10min lank jou kar sleutels loop en soek en dis all die tyd in jou broek se sak👹

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14 Nov 2017 @ 22:46:23 pm
Kamp is Koning
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WELKOM BY DIE BRILLE EN PILLE KLUB?
Hier vat ons nie nonsens van niemand nie.
Ons maak soos ons smaak.
Het niemand se toestemming nodig nie.
Ons is special want ons kan Lag, Hoes, Nies en Backfire alles gelyk.
Ons maak die lewe n fees.
WANT JA LAG HOU ONS JONK?
16 Nov 2017 @ 13:12:23 pm
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Hoe weet jy as jy oud word? Daar is koek krummels in die bed

What ever will be will be
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